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It’s the Honest Trailer for Tron colon Legacy! The rebootquel to the 80’s movie that imagined: “what if the story, was IN the computer?” It’s a cool looking action adventure despite the plot soup, and holy crap that Daft Punk soundtrack rips. It’s too bad it’s considered a flop because it was literally the most expensive movie ever made at the time. I’ve got an idea: try again with Jared Leto! Comment below with “It’s Morbin’ Time” if you’re actually reading this Voice Narration: Jon Bailey the EPIC VOICE GUY (@epicvoiceguy on all socials) Title Design: Robert Holtby Written by: Spencer Gilbert and Lon Harris Produced by: Spencer Gilbert Edited by: Randy Whitlock Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand Manager, Video Operations: Tiffany Tse Post-Production Specialist: Rebecca Castaneda VP Content: Max Dionne #honesttrailers #parody #trailer #tron #tronlegacy
From the studio that recycles more than Greta Thmberg and the director of the only great legacy sequel comes a film that was just the backdrop to a new deaf punk album. Or from a certain point of view, the new deaf punk album comes with a whole movie attached. Awesome. Tron Legacy. Dread it? Run from it. Jared Leto arrives just the same. And while you're staying 500 yd away from theaters, revisit the franchise built on the best special effects available at the time. In 82, that meant camera tricks and rotoscoping to bring real sets and costumes to life. In 2010, that meant putting actors in empty rooms, then drawing a movie around them later. In this revival that put the green in green screen while making the case that corporations should give their products away for free. Can't steal something that was designed to be free. You saw the logo in front of this movie, right? So, they don't mind if I pirate Tron airings. Wait, what's this red dot on my forehead? Garrett Hedland shines as the answer to the trivia question. Who starred in Tron Legacy? Sam Worththington, Charlie Hunnham. Dang it, I just said his name. He's playing Sam, a guy in that awkward phase between precocious orphan and handsome prince. But when he's accidentally turned into Minecraft blocks, he'll make a chilling discovery. When you die in the game, you die in real life. Now Sam must rescue the princess. Sit through unskippable cut scenes full of newagy For centuries, we've dreamed of gods, spirits, aliens, and intelligence beyond our own. I found them in here. Science, philosophy, every idea man has ever had about the universe up for grabs. Be still wait. And mountain Escape through the only climax available in 2010's blockbusters, Sky Beams. Ah, Sky Beams. Is there anything they can't do? Jeff Bridges returns as Kevin Flynn, a rare tech CEO who doesn't deserve the guillotine. Check that out. He's like the dude if he switched his herb for huffing keyboard duster. Bioddigital jazz man. But he's trapped in the metaverse once he gets a clue. You are clue. I am Clue. Clue is a deep fake who came out eight years after Gollum and just one year before Caesar in Rise of the Apes. So there's no excuse for looking like Jeff Bridges the Lawnmower Man, right? I mean, yeah, he's supposed to look artificial, but not in every shot. This is like mixing ketamine and benadryil. We're always on the same team. Clue has built a dystopia on three pillars. Hatred for humanity. We do indeed have in our midst a user. A cyber genocide against a new race of programs. The Black Guard were executing ISOs in the streets. Everyone I knew disappeared. And kickass mini games. Woohoo. Battle Frisbee. Yeah. Bike war suit. What was that about? Genocide. Uh, oh, sorry. I had the soundtrack turned up. Along for the ride is Kora, an AI trained entirely on manic pixie dream girl movies. Do you know Jules Vern? Sure. What's he like? As Olivia Wild giggles her way through the kind of thankless role that makes an actress want to direct. Caltech. My alma mater. Yeah. Till I drop down. They'll also meet up with Zeus, who pays the Matrix back for stealing from Tron by stealing the meravenian back from the Matrix. Libations for everybody. Watch a maniacal Michael Sheen chew the scenery so hard he still has bits of ram in his teeth. Behold the son of a maker. In a role that's half David Bowie, half cat from cats who doesn't get their own song. I'm looking for zoos. Indeed, many are. And of course, there's the titular Tron, the heroic program who saved Flynn in the original, but has now been corrupted by Clue into a faceless henchman who does slow-mo back flips. The big twist is that it's Bruce Box Lightener. And then they wondered why this movie wasn't a smash hit. So reroute yourself to a world in which tech is basically just magic with extra neon. Just when I thought it couldn't get any more profound, something unexpected would happen. The miracle. A miracle. For a heartfelt story about an absent father who gets one last chance to make amends. I've given it all up for one more day with you. A cautionary tale about always keeping a watchful eye on where you slip your disc. And a boardroom thriller about who gets control of the big tech company. Tonight, I am pleased to announce that Encom's last fiscal year was our most profitable ever. Uh, anyone else notice Killian Murphy is the nerd at the table? Can we get him in this sequel? No. Still Morvin time. The future sucks. Starring the dude compiles. No character. Jeff Bridges. The legend of Quora. I'm not bad. I'm just Tron that way. Alan Smithers. David Snowy. Peaky Finder. And when you accidentally like your ex's 5-year-old post me. Neutron bomb. Michael Sheen will absolutely star in your fantasy franchise sequel, but only if he gets to wear the most insane wig you've ever seen. Doesn't even read a script. The negotiations jump right into wigs. I fight for the users. What do stylish babies wear? Gucci, Gucci, goo. I just want to take a moment to remind everyone about seat belt safety. Your bank account info in your cinematic voice.