The internet is one of the most disturbing places in the world, and sometimes the deeper you go, the more disturbing it gets. So, today we're going to look at some disturbing internet rabbit holes. The year is 2004, July 16th, and Steve Peters, the owner of the website ARGN receives a package containing a jar of honey. Steve made a blog post about it saying, "ARGN just got a very odd FedEx package. It was from Margaret's Honey, ostensibly in San Francisco, and contained the honey-filled bear to the left. Lo and behold, in the honey were about nine cutout alphabet letters. I've heard about alphabet soup, but alphabet honey? God damn. Anyway, the letters in question were O I V E E S B L E. Anagramming the letters gives us, among other things, I love bees. So, www.ilovebees.com. Strange way to start an ARG, but that's what it looks like. Things are not what they appear to be at ilovebees.com." Unquote. Going to the ilovebees website, it appears to be a fairly normal website run by the owner of Margaret's Honey, Margaret, of course. But, her website isn't okay. It's messed up, glitched, taken over by an alien AI, not Grak, who is using Margaret's website to send messages. It was not until a little bit later when a trailer for the upcoming 2004 video game Halo 2 was aired, flashing the ilovebees website at the end, connecting the two. Looking through the website, all over the various pages are strings of text saying things like seek the truth, behold the truth, reveal the truth. That is the law and the whole of the law. Going to the about me section of Margaret's website reveals more text in the sea of corrupted and glitched text from the website. After the discovery of the website, it was updated to include new text. >> >> Quote, Q, what happened to the site? A, no idea. Help me out here. Unquote. And the link directed to a blog run by Dana, the niece of Margaret. The first post read like this. The damage. The damage in a flurry of wishful thinking. I imagine a huge demographic overlap between bee fans and web monkeys. This blog is boring. You're reading this, so I'll assume you've already witnessed the damage over on my aunt's website. That's how you got here, right? Unless your last Google search included the terms honey, SOS, and WTF. Hmm, now I'm actually curious to see what turns up. Okay, focus, Dana. I've been wrestling with the site bugs myself since late last week. I've exhausted every strategy I can think of. Sourced my code, scoured my code, ran virus checks, did the whole spyware spy hunter thing, installed all the browser updates, and finally just wiped and rebuilt it from scratch. Nothing helped. In fact, although I might just be hallucinating from too much mate, I would swear it's getting worse. I'm posting all of the original pages below, so you can see what www.ilovebees.com looked like before it crossed over to the dark side. Lady bee 777, odd behavior cry for help. Woke up Tuesday to an alarming email from Aunt Margaret. Woke up Tuesday to an alarming email from Aunt Margaret. Apparently, so did a quite a few of you as evidenced by the many I think your aunt has completely lost it messages I received. It took several hours to finally get a hold of Aunt M on the phone. Before I could say a word about the odd behavior cry for help, >> >> she had her own email question for me. Did I have any idea why all of her Hotmail would disappear overnight? I logged in as Lady B777 to check out the damage. Old password worked fine, but no mail in any of the folders? Weird. Where was the concerned reply I had sent her that morning? Wrote a whole quick test message and sent it off to myself. Nothing shows up in my Gmail inbox. Try again, this time to an older account. Check there, nothing. Again, rinse repeat, nothing. Like a little Maxwell's demon siphoning off all incoming and outgoing messages and apparently sending out its own. So, Aunt Margaret's email appears to have gone the way of the China countdown. Hijacked, repurposed. My first instinct, ask Hotmail to kill the account entirely. But then someone calling him herself XN Bomb sent me a very persuasive email that made me rethink things. Read for yourself. It seems that snippets of various emails that have been sent to you by my colleagues have been reassembled and sent back, apparently originating from your aunt's Hotmail address. I'm not really sure what it means at this point, but it tells us that we can communicate with these entities using email. In the absence of having a clear idea of just what is going on, the first priority is to communicate. That is how we can learn more. It's at least possible that we've stumbled across something extraordinary here. And our first priority must be to learn all that we can about it. It's for that reason that I'm going to suggest you take no further action that interferes with what's going on at ilovebees.com. There's another reason, too. One slightly more disturbing. Consider this passage from the end of the tale hidden in the images. The day will break and the sun will rise when the queen returns to rule. And further let it known that retribution on any who hinder the return of the queen will be swift and terrible. This is a significant warning. Namely, that any interference with that process will be regarded as a hostile act and will be responded to accordingly. I don't know what the SPDR is capable of and I'm not sure I want to find out. It's for this reason that I suggest that you don't do anything else to get in the way of this business. If your aunt's business needs a functioning website immediately, purchase her a new and a similarly named domain and get her website going there. But let this follow its course. While it could just be some hackers being jerks, there is at least a chance that this is something unique and important and wonderful. A window on a world that we may have never seen before nor will ever see again. Optimistic and curious, yet with the good sense to be terrified. This seems like a pretty good fix on the situation. Thanks, XnBon. I am, of course, wildly nervous about letting the bugs continue wreaking havoc entirely unimpeded. But nothing, and I mean nothing, I was doing on the tech side seemed to make a damn bit of difference anyway. So, it seems like a good plan to switch gears from active damage control to, well, what? Ideas? P.S. Have decided to try to shield Aunt Em from the latest development. So, for now, I'm telling her it's a widespread hot mail glitch. I hope I'm doing the right thing. Woah, there's a lot to this mystery. With a whole set of blogs investigating the mystery and uncovering the truth, a lot more than I could cover in this video. The AI who took control over the website was the operator, an AI named Melissa, who ran communications on a ship designed to spy on the Covenant, the alien dudes from Halo. Shout out Halo. Due to a crash landing and taking over Margaret's website, Melissa was slowly sending out messages, a whole radio drama of audio files which investigators would have to go out and pick up these phones to unlock axons to unlock and piece the story together. SPDR or the System Peril Distributed Reflex was hard-baked into her AI code, trying to send her back to 2552, the year in which Halo 2 takes place. In fixing her, it was erasing her memories to destroy the pious flea, a Covenant AI also known as the seeker, that was used to tap into the memories of Melissa to uncover information on the UNSC and forerunner artifact locations. I would recommend going through the website and Dana's blog spot to listen to the whole drama itself. It's a very big you had to be there type situation. Since the original website and blog are taken down and only saved through the Wayback Machine and handcrafted remakes, the end result of this ARG was a fun mystery that pieced together an audio drama to add to the lore of Halo, as well as letting people who took part in the ARG access to play Halo 2 early, the best Halo game ever made. I'm not going to spoil any more of the story. I would highly recommend you looking into the audio drama and the lore that it adds if you like Halo. Captain Kutchie's Key Lime Pie refers to a recipe for Key Lime Pie, very simple. The real mystery is the amount of posts that refer to this Key Lime Pie recipe. They are all nonsensical and made by different and a hundreds of accounts. They all revere Kutchie's Key West Kutchitarioville Cafe and the items there, but the best thing there by far is the Key Lime Pie. A Kutchie Pelayo's classic, better than sex and maybe even skibidi toilet marathons. These messages are so abundant, found in every corner of the internet, but they all have a strange way of stating their love for this restaurant and the Key Lime Pie, stating how much it's better than sex and at the late end of the posts frequency, how Donald Trump loves Kutchie's Key West Cafe. There are three questions we must ask. One, who is Kutchie and why are there all of these posts about his restaurant and pie? Two, who is making these posts? Bots? Kutchie himself? Actual people? And three, is Kutchie's Key West Kutchitarioville Cafe even a real place? Where is it and can I eat his world-famous Key Lime Pie? To answer the first and third question at the same time, Kutchie is a real person by the name of Oswald Pelayo's Jr. Oswald and his wife Anita ran their own restaurant called Kutchie's Key West Bar and Grill, first opening in Asheville, North Carolina. It opened in 1978 and closed doors around 2005 or later. There isn't really much information on when they closed. The strangest thing is that by the time the posts started, their bar and grill was closed, bought and replaced by All Star Sports Bar and Grill, who also closed down. So, Kuchi's is a real place, that's cool and all, but with the amount of posts made about Kuchi's, who is doing it? It could be one person since there is reuse of many pseudonyms like Roger Ramjet and Jake Carson. Celebrity names like Jimmy Buffett are also used. The beginning had all unique messages, but as time went on, they became more in the NSFW in nature, sussy, if you will. One message on a sperm production blog, which I don't I don't I don't know why, but that post reads like this. All the guys down at the gym have a secret for increasing their their ejaculation load by up to 500%. Well, one day after a very tough workout, they called me aside and informed me that there is a very beautiful, lovely, gracious, sweet, sassy, sexy, and extremely talented young lady that bakes alongside with her sexy husband a magical key lime pie that will turn every married couple's love life into nothing short of a miracle. Anita Pelayes is that one in a billion most special goddess that has that miraculous ability along with her loving husband Kuchi Pelayes to bake the world's most immaculate key lime pies at their famous key lime pie factory and grill located in Asheville, NC near the Biltmore House and Estate. Not only will their key lime pies increase your load beyond anything you ever thought was possible, it will make you multi-orgasmic to no end. But wait, there's more. Not just you, but also this miracle takes place in your wife, too. Nothing short of a phenomenon, to say the least. Those pies are known as a couple's orgy in a pan. Untold thousands of marriages have been saved from divorce court, all thanks to Anita and Kuchi's not-so-secret Key Lime Pies. Aren't you and your special lovely wife entitled to 500% or more ejaculations every time? And without having to take all those pills? You sure are. Give them a call and see what Anita and Kuchi can do for your love lives and marriage. You'll be glad you did. Ours will never be the same again. Not since I learned the little secret at that gym that day. Emily and Frank. Now, why would Kuchi or his wife be making comments like this almost a decade after closing down Kuchi's? One theory believes that they are using these overly positive messages to drown out any hate comments or bad publicity to their business or future businesses with their names attached. It is a real phenomenon, putting out so much positive attention to yourself and people will be more likely to think of you positively. Most commonly used for clothing or any sketchy item brands you'd see on like TikTok shop. Artificially inflating your ratings will make people less suspicious. The problem is though that there isn't any bad publicity about Kuchi or his cafe business. These posts don't drown out any hate because there's none to drown out, which just makes it more strange. Another theory suggests that this is just a rogue spam bot. But why would it mention Kuchi's only? Was it used to spread the word and hype up the restaurant? If so, why was it being done after closing? Was it just what some random person put as the topic for their spam bot? There really isn't any telling. Could it just be someone's hyper fixation talking about Viagra-powered Key Lime Pies? There is and has been no answer on this ever since being discovered. Why would someone spend years constantly posting about this, especially about a restaurant that closed before it started? Why would they use a bot if there is no bad publicity to hide. In 2022, Kachi passed away. So, we won't ever know if he knew about this or had any part in it. Now, this one I can get behind. YouTube brain rot has been around forever. Nonsensical videos that appeal to children. You may know it as Skibidi Toilet and Tun Tun Tun Sahoora today, but it has been around for over a decade now. Think of your favorite YouTube video from your childhood. Most of you will have normal choices. My writer for this video wanted to put in that personally, their choice is Gmod Lego Mod by VenturianTale. A classic even if it's not Blockland characters and not Lego. Shout out Blockland, they wanted me to say. But, I also personally boy, I loved VenturianTale as a kid. One of my favorite channels growing up for sure. Younger people might have seen more recent videos post-PewDiePie bridge incident. But, your sisters and brothers and any very young children have grown up on YouTube videos meant for children. Bright and nonsensical, these videos surely can't be for you as actual brain rot. These videos may look stupid and strange to you and me, but they're incredibly popular. Using famous cartoon characters and toys and bright colors attracts their attention. But, this can be harmful. It's too stimulating in some ways. Instead of watching an actual kids cartoon and learning any moral lessons or ideas or following a real story, they're watching Elsa and Spider-Man make out while opening Play-Doh eggs. The real rabbit hole for these videos is the amount of weird content that gets put into them and gets past YouTube's moderation. In recent years, it's gotten better, but for a long time these videos would rack up millions upon millions of views from unsupervised iPad babies who were exposed to numerous amounts of like fetish and other disgusting content. The amount of videos dealing with poop or pregnancy, feet, pee, anything perverted, and it was included and disguised as haha baby humor. It's so disturbing that there are millions of these videos and that most have that kind of content included. It makes it even more worrisome that most have been put on YouTube Kids. On November 16th, 2015, a post was made anonymously onto 4chan. It reads, "Okay, just a heads-up. I'm only 20 and have only ever worked retail jobs my whole life. If I get terminology wrong, it's not because I'm bullshitting, it's because most of what she described is out of my frame of reference. I'll be honest. She's a super interesting chick. During this period, she was homeless and in a band. Her temp agency gave her a job at this place that was closing down all their locations in the country, and basically it was well known that they were shady and generally treated their employees like cattle. They were in the process of cutting down all their full-timers to hours, replacing them with temps, and having the temps do exactly the same work for like $10 an hour. Everything was really disorganized by this point, and different departments were scattered everywhere, and they were just getting everyone to do whatever work they could give them before they'd fire them. They had a programming department that made payroll programs for other companies or something along those lines. But, by the time she got there, it was literally just one dude, >> >> and they were giving him random jobs to do like working assembly lines or running forklifts. They put her and this dude in a room, gave them a couple tape guns, and had them pack stuff in boxes. Most stuff there had the names of their respective departments written on them in Sharpie, but hers said "Erratis" on it, or however the it's spelled. The dude told her to get rid of the tape gun and not to mention it to any supervisors, since apparently one of his jobs years before had been writing code to flag any employee that searched for it in their computer system. Not any old word, just that one. And they'd fire you if you got flagged. Weird Now, after reading that, you think to yourself, "Wow, could this be real? Could it be fake? Could people even go on the internet and lie?" There was much speculation on this thread, like why would HR fire someone for looking it up on their computer, especially if they have it on a tape gun. What does it mean in the first place, too? A reply would offer some insight on this. From what I understand, it was something that allowed some specific third-party company unconditional access to employee information. Employees who included it in search terms or asked about it would get fired or placed in non-computer departments. I believe UPS, Unilever, and Ecolab were part of the system. Could this person be telling the truth? I mean, who would lie on the internet? Another reply links a YouTube account, Chronos for Life Jurassic Park. The first two videos are re-uploads of Jurassic Park 2 and 3 tribute videos. They were made by the poster's mother, and both look like an average video for a 2007 with a max of 244p. But the Jurassic Park 3 tribute has some Morse code around the 2-minute 30-second mark. The Morse code translates to Hollywood Astral Projection Clinic. There is no explanation for this at all, and it's unknown what this is doing in the video. The next video is titled "YouTube Is Monitoring and Controlling My Life." Now, the quality is absolutely atrocious, but the text explains that YouTube is taking down all of the posters mothers videos either deliberately after her passing or just by the automated copyright system detecting the Jurassic Park clips. The clearest that you can see the words is when they write those Lincoln Park anime videos. The next video titled here goes nothing is a quote test to see if it gets deleted. First time really trying to see the limits of the Aratus algorithm. If it flags this one, that's some spooky The video text asks if there's anyone good with electronics or informed on the Aratus system to send them a message. The video then plays for the rest of the length of the song, but in the automatic captions it reads things like are from from over 200 Corbin, Kentucky 40219 11111 overthrow the government. The address isn't real, but it was listed on the bandcamp page for a band named called DKFC Murder Chicks. As you can recall, the first post for this stated that the girl was in a band. So, this is just an ad for their band. It makes sense since the dude posting to the Chronos for Life channel was still using Movie Maker to make YouTube videos in 144p in 2015. The channel that popped up immediately looking for KFC Murder Chicks is Todd Ellsworth who had a Twitter account by the handle of Aratus or Bust. This account posted a spooky image. Ooh. And this is what it's attributed to Aratus today. Also, Todd Ellsworth is most likely an anagram for The Lost World, aka the second Jurassic Park movie. All of that mystery just for a band. I'm not sure if it's a good ending or not. Some believe that there's still more to the mystery, but it was probably just a way to advertise this band. This is a classic mystery. On September 8th, a Reddit thread was posted asking users to post their favorite Oblivion mods. One of the replies out of many were the user yayvideogames who said, "The uninstall button. The game is great and all that, but god it is hard to fully remove all the junk it leaves behind on your system. You really need to check that mod out when the time comes to get rid of it. Otherwise, I think I'll scroll through Rose's Oblivion Overhaul is a nice start." This is the real answer, play Morrowind instead. But, someone was confused. Why would you want to delete the game when instead you could add the Big Chungus mod? So, they replied, "What?" yayvideogames responded with the following, "The uninstall button. The game is great. Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye-bye. Always on DRM. But, you off to go work. Always on work DR. Check out the junk it leaves behind in you." This makes even less sense. Oblivion has an uninstall button. It works. I've used more times than I care to mention. All mods install themselves in Oblivion's directory. The uninstall doesn't touch them as it is unaware. All you do is delete the Oblivion directory, then they gone. Bye-bye, Jess. What follows is the start of this dude's spiral into madness. Crazy Frog is just a normal frog to this guy. Just spamming the phrase "Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye-bye, always on DRM" in a nonsensical manner. This escapes the thread and goes on many other posts. Just the same phrase over and over again. You may think it's a bot, something weird going on with its code, but this is most likely a real person. There were many replies that had links to unsettling images. This was all compiled in a reply to a post in r/creepy asking about yayvideogames. The biggest proof that this was a real person was a reply to the post Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye-bye always on DRM, which the reply was more spam with some links to an unrelated image of a giant sweater on a statue, and then an image of a piece of paper with the same message written. Another interesting set of images was posted in a reply to the r/wtf subreddit, showing his bans from the r/gaming subreddit. There are a lot of images, many supposed to be creepy or unsettling, but this is Reddit bro. Skibidi Toilet. There are a lot of images, many supposed to be creepy or unsettling, but this is Reddit bro. Skibidi Toilet is scarier. And if you don't believe me, you can check out my Skibidi Toilet iceberg, where I go over the dark lore of Skibidi Toilet. The account was later banned from Reddit entirely, probably to promote going outside. This guy had more brain rot than the average Skibidi Toilet baby has today. There really is no explanation for what happened to this guy. I mean, Oblivion isn't even a Ubisoft game. It's been 16 years, and I hope that he's regained his sanity. In 2000, a website was put up by the domain bonsaikitten.com. The introduction on the website will tell you everything. For centuries, people in the West have marveled at the delicate beauty produced by Oriental artists and sculptors. From gardening to tattooing to dance and martial arts, these craftsmen have enthralled us with complex forms and simplistic perfection. One of the most fascinating of visual techniques to emerge from this highly cultured region is the Oriental art of miniature sculpture. Who has not been stricken with the expressive grace of Japanese bonsai? Though once the sole province of bonsai masters within Japan, bonsai plants have been available to fortunate customers throughout the world for some time. With this in mind, we are proud to now offer you the animal complement of this art form, the bonsai kitten. A bonsai plant, along with its more widely encountered counterpart, the topiary garden, achieves its miniature yet mature form through a long and delicate process of trimming during the formative years of the tree. It is not possible to trim a kitten. However, fortunately, the oriental artists of yore were also expert in the modification of animal forms. Both foot binding and head binding were practiced in the Far East for the purpose of miniaturizing the feet and shaping the head into attractive faces. This technique is also the principle behind the well-known corset, which is regaining popularity in recent years. By physically constraining the growth of a developing living thing, it can be directed to take shape of the vessel that constrains it. Just as a topiary gardener produces that take the forms of animals or any other thing, you no longer need to be satisfied with a houseplant having the same mundane shape as all other members of its species. With the bonsai kitten, a world of variation awaits you, limited only by your own imagination. Okay, so it's not a kitten that looks like a tree like the name would suggest. It's instead a method similar to cube watermelons, where you purposefully constrain it to take on the shape of, say, a container or a mold. Normal house cats are boring by today's or even 2000 standards. Many people use animal-safe dye to make their animal unique, but this is one step further, changing the shape of the animal. With these two techniques, you can create a SpongeBob cat. Quote, "At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce. We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At bonsai kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel. Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed or the vessel broken to remove it, producing the lovable furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of. There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet. Disclaimer, YouTube and all viewers, this is a website that I do not agree with. I do not stand for animal cruelty, and this video is not endorsing any type of animal cruelty. It is a documentary. Do not try any of this ever. Now, you can't just stick a cat in a square jar and leave it to grow. The website lists three important factors to growing your own uniquely shaped cat. Quote, "Air. This ought to go without saying, but you'd be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hardy kitty in the morning. If the container vessel is sealed, you must drill air holes prior to kitten insertion. A diamond drill is recommended for glass vessels. Food and water. Especially if the kitten's head is being shaped, one of the most versatile aspects of the bonsai kitten. It will not be able to eat or drink normally. The most common solution is another hole in the container with a feeding tube to the kitten's mouth, where a liquid food slurry can provide both nutrient and hydration requirements. Waste removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death. Not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with super glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag. Dude. The methods portion of the website also notes needing a license to grow your own bonsai kitten, stating they will, quote, not be held responsible for the results of any attempts to apply any procedures described on this website. Now that we have understood the procedures to make our own bonsai kitten, let's go to the gallery and see the process actually done. The sample I chose was Siamese kitten in a special tea container one week. Due to popular demand from our prospective customers, we present this special example of hypermodern non-traditional bonsai. The containment vessel will be the stylish shell of a popular personal computer from a certain litigious hardware manufacturer. Please note that this use of the computer is not officially endorsed by the manufacturer and may void the warranty. The subject of this piece will be a human baby. We have chosen a female due to the increased predilection for cats exhibited by this gender later in life. Just kidding. The baby is present to demonstrate that due to the preformed holes in the computer shell, this product is especially suitable for infants who are therefore able to pet the kitty's soft fur throughout the containment stage. Hope we didn't scare you. Shame on those pranksters who have emailed us suggesting we bonsai children. Remember, the art of feline bonsai is for kittens only. In actual fact, the non-traditional aspect of this product is that it cannot be performed with just any kitty. It requires a specially bred high birth weight kitten in order to fill the large interior of the cube. Initial preparation of the vessel and feeding tube and planning of the medication regimen and kitten arrangement is of critical importance to the successful outcome of the cube kitty. Considering the high cost of the containment vessel, you owe it to yourself to spend the extra time at the start. Your kitten and your children will thank you for it. Shown here are the vessel, a less the shoehorn and scooper, integrated feed waste tube, integrated feed waste tube couplings sedative, integrated feed waste tube couplings sedative syringe, precision bone crush calipers, electric spinal former and event drill. Physical insertion and restrained proceeds more smoothly with anesthetic pretreatment. However, general anesthesia with barbiturates often results in significant mortality when followed by long-term intubation and catheterization. Use of pre-anesthetic agents such as chlorpromazine hydrochloride, 25 mg per kilogram, diazepam and propiopromazine, 5 mg per kilogram, or a fentanyl and droperidol, a combination product given at 0.22 ml per kilogram, may reduce the dose of general anesthetic by 50% and often prolongs anesthesia. Initial insertion with the aid of the ubiquitous Alessi shoehorn. Although insertion may seem simple through the wide opening, the shoehorn and other fine manipulation are recommended to prevent undesired fractures and a subluxations of lumbar vertebra. Although such untoward effects usually do not affect the final outcome in a cosmetically obvious fashion, Master Lu Chen's writings repeatedly warn that deep tissue and skeletal damage due to careless cramming is sufficient to disqualify the resulting bonsai kitten from the highest levels of the art. And also may result in sub-optimal temperament as the kitten ages. Head placement in the corner is recommended in order to maximize the sought-after bonsai kitten expression via skull faceting. The bone crush calipers and electric spinal former may be used at this point to ensure an attractive and comfortable arrangement of the kitten's supporting body parts. Although the shell comes with several pre-formed openings, we recommend accurate placement of the feeding tube by custom drilling a vent hole. This will serve to hold the kitten's head in place during the shaping process, preventing danger to infants as they play with their kitty through the larger petting holes. Matching the vent hole with the kitten's mouth is easier if the hole is drilled after insertion. The drill should be set to a low speed and care should be taken not to apply too much forward pressure. Kitten intubated with coaxial feed air tube. Intubation proceeds more easily with liberal application of a topical anesthetic gel such as xylogel to the outside of the tube, which should be advanced down the esophagus to at least 1/3 of the unconstrained body length. The kitten is shown receiving its first post-insertion meal of a measured dose of food slurry containing three parts chicken baby food, one part whole egg, one part Silastic rubber compound, one part Nutracol, and one part water. As this kitten will be a display model, we have chosen to divert to a separate waste tube via super glue anus sealing as usual. As can be seen here in this picture taken after 1 week of confinement, the cube kitty makes an ideal toy for children of all ages from infant and up. And while still in the containment vessel, can even double as playroom furniture. Although the built-in openings allow children to touch the kitten in complete safety. The exposed fur should be periodically wiped down with a cloth soaked in a dilute solution of antibacterial pet soap and parasite repellent. Oh my god, what an interesting process. Who knew a bonsai kitten could be such a fun project to do with the whole family? Obviously, this isn't a real thing, but because this was the year 2000, many people didn't know what bait was. So, many animal rights activists got upset and protested the website. The uproar was so huge that the FBI had to get involved to see if there really was any true animal cruelty going on. Of course, there wasn't. This was made by a graduate student from MIT who went by the alias of Dr. Michael Wong Chang. This dude also made in-person events on campus to get people hyped about making their own bonsai kitten. 2:01 p.m. Senior House. Make your own bonsai kitten with the one and only Dr. Michael Wong Chang. Learn by doing all of the techniques required to create a shaped cat from scratch. Find out the secrets of intubation, medication, oxygenated food slurry, and the importance of good cramming technique. Bring your own vessel for the stuffing. As absurd as it looks, this is a very interesting website. A lot of work went into this website to make it seem legit. There's even a page dedicated to the kids with an arts and crafts project to make their own picture frame-shaped fake bonsai kitten. No license needed, of course. Consensual homicide is exactly what it sounds like. Murder that was consented to by both parties. Most commonly is assisted suicide where the person is struggling with a disease. It's highly debated on the ethics and morals of this in a professional setting, but sometimes it's not done clinically. Sometimes people take a more personal route, especially if it's illegal in their place or their reason for wanting to die isn't due to any kind of extreme illness. Other times this actually can be for sexual gratification. As strange as the concept is, it's way more common than you would think it is. There are multiple cases of consensual homicide for sexual gratification. The year is 1996. A woman named Sharon Lapadka was deep into the internet. She was an online marketer and hosted websites for psychic readings and other services for money. Being accustomed to and close to the internet, she delved into the more sexual side of the internet. She frequently marketed pornography under the name Nancy Carlson and frequented many chat and fetish websites. Her biggest desire was the thought of being tortured to death in a sexual way. In August of 1996, she started having conversations with Robert Frederick Glass, who frequently went under the names of Toy Man and Slow Hand. Bobby was a computer analyst for Catawba County government, another job that would accustom someone to the internet. He expressed a desire to inflict pain for sexual pleasure, while she loved the thought of enduring it, making them close. The emails and chats they had are more than 900 pages, very detailed, and ultimately ended with them meeting to pursue these dreams as promised. Bobby had a wife previously until the spring of 1996 when she uncovered emails from the chat rooms, which she described as violent and disturbing. Sharon also had a husband, but unlike Bobby and his ex-wife, they were still together. Her husband Victor was most likely aware of what she was up to online as on the morning of October 13th, she told him that she was going up to Georgia to meet up with some friends. She lied, actually going to Charlotte to meet up with Bobby. She also wrote him a note which said that she would not return home, not to go after her killer, and verbatim, "If my body is never retrieved, don't worry, know that I'm at peace." In Charlotte, she met up with Bobby and they drove down to Lenoir to his mobile home. By the time they reached there, it was night and Victor found the note. He immediately contacted the police and they uncovered the aforementioned 900 pages of emails. Everything from her computer clearly linked to Bobby and they staked out his house waiting and hoping for her to show up. When she didn't, a search warrant was granted and they searched his home when he went to work. In his house, they found equipment and drugs, a.357 Magnum, a bunch of computer disks, and what is known as C-Sam magazines. Magazines is crazy and disgusting. Outside the house was all sorts of garbage. About 75 ft from the trailer was a freshly dug mound of dirt, and inside the mound was in fact Sharon. Bobby was arrested and charged with first-degree murder, and in jail, they interviewed him. He told them that Sharon allowed him to wrap a rope around her neck to use for sexual purposes, but claims that he wasn't trying to kill Sharon, but, quote, "I don't know how much I pulled the rope." A county investigator said that if Bobby would have buried her in the woods behind his trailer, that her body never would have been recovered. It took 4 years for this case to reach an end when Bobby pleaded guilty to voluntary manslaughter and was sentenced to 5 years minimum. In 2002, however, Bobby died of a heart attack. The fact that the murder was so explicitly consented to by the victim is what makes these cases so hot and controversial. Murdering someone is very illegal, but because he was given consent, it makes it a lot less black and white. Another case happened in 2001. Brandon Mayhew was a German computer repair technician born in 1961. As a child, he spent his summers in Wustefeld, a hamlet located in Hesse. There he would be introduced and taught how to slaughter and gut animals. This, mixed with the story of Hansel and Gretel, and the movie adaptation of Robinson Crusoe, gave him a cannibalization fetish. Meiwes also had an imaginary friend, Frankie, as a result of poor relationships, abandonment, and death in the family. He got so attached to it that he felt like he needed to become one with Frankie through eating him. These fantasies fizzled out as he grew older until the death of his mother, where it just intensified again. Meiwes would collect Vietnam War footage and read about cannibalistic serial killers into his adulthood. He would make fetish content pretending to cut himself, tie himself up, and make johnsons out of minced meat to imitate cannibalism. He had to stop making these videos after his mother got suspicious and asked about a mess he made in 1998. Meiwes used the alias Frankie on multiple cannibal forums at the time as well. In 1998, he posted more than 60 ads on the forum Nullo asking for 18- males to do genital mutilation on. My god. At the same time, he scoured other ads, but didn't find anyone who would go through with it. One man had his family kill him instead, and another backed out because cannibalism was too much for him, although being grilled wasn't. Meiwes had set up a room in an old spoke house that would be ready for the grilling called the slaughter room. Though the plan wasn't made out entirely, he still used the room for other meetups. One person by the name of Meat Boy got really close to the end with two meetups happening. The first one included being oiled up and having foreplay about the cuts of meat Meiwes would make out of his body, and talking about cannibalizing to acquaintances of Meat Boy's. The second meetup was cut short after he saw the slaughter room in person. The idea of cannibalizing two people and and dying, too, was too much for him. After this, Meiwes would start talking to Bernd Jürgen Brandes, the man who was going to fulfill his dreams. Under the name Kater99, Brandes replied to one of the ads Meiwes posted in February of 2001. They quickly started email exchanges trying to figure out the plan and having casual fetish conversation. Brandes wasn't into cannibalism, but castration. One sex worker recounts Brandes telling him to use a knife to castrate him, which obviously was not taken well since it was out of the blue and only a very specific type of person would agree, like a freak or a weirdo. On this channel, I do not kink shame, but someone who actually wants to cut someone up, yeah, I that's that's worth shaming. That's that's bad. That's just bad. Even though he wasn't into cannibalism, Brandes was fine with it as long as he got to have his interest in castration carried out because it could lead to being committed to a hospital when he wouldn't want to be, so death would be the best option for him, which is crazy logic. The day before he was going to be cannibalized, Brandes sold his car, wiped everything from his computer, and wrote a note as a will to leave his belongings to his boyfriend. Under the pretense of getting a hair transplant, for some reason, he took a day off of work and met with Meiwes on the railway station in Kassel on March 9th. He wanted to stay over with Meiwes for a few days, but Meiwes was very persistent stating that it should happen on the same day. They cuddled for a few hours before getting into it. Brandes wanted to Meiwes to bite off his pingus, but Meiwes couldn't. His bite wasn't strong enough. He then offered to use a knife to do the job, Brandes decided to leave thinking he was just too wimpy to actually go through with it. Before leaving though, he changed his mind and went back after buying some sleeping pills and cough syrup. After consuming it, he claimed he wasn't getting tired, but instead having intense hallucinations, so he had to down some schnapps to calm down and further the appropriate effects. The butchering began. Mywes, however, grabbed a knife that was most likely very dull because he couldn't cut it well, so he had to grab a sharper knife and it was done. Brandes was disappointed that it didn't feel as sharp as he had hoped, maybe because of the amount of alcohol in his system, but at least it was done. They were going to eat his Johnson together. First trying raw, but then it was too chewy and tough to eat, so Mywes decided to cook it. He fried it, but ended up burning it too much to where neither of them could eat or enjoy it. With the dream done and mostly failed, they got Brandes bandaged up and would wait until morning. Brandes told Mywes that if he was alive in the morning, they would share his thing for breakfast. A bath was run for Brandes and he bled and drifted in and out of consciousness inside it. They headed to the slaughter room to sleep. At 3:00 or 4:00 a.m., Brandes needed to use the restroom. Mywes said it was okay if he urinated in the bed, but Brandes wanted to go to the restroom and I assume piss sitting down, but Brandes fell because of blood loss and Mywes thought, "Oh, he died." So decided to string him up and dismember him. It is noted that Brandes may have been alive during this, but any footage that was filmed has been thoroughly destroyed. Mywes went on to eat him for the next 10 months and kept meeting up with other people for cannibalism, but nothing ever happened. Thank God in 2002, Mywes was finally caught after authorities found his ads and investigated into him. He was originally sentenced with manslaughter with eight years in prison, but a retrial sentenced him to life in 2006. One other case I wanted to mention happened back in 2025. In July of 2025, but as early as February, a collection of videos and images were uploaded to Telegram of a Vietnamese man being decapitated and butchered. The first video is seemingly a practice of what was going to happen. And the videos that follow are the killing and butchering, as well as images of the process. And In the video, the act is done while the man climaxes. These videos were then sold for under $30 on Telegram before leaking fully online in July. More people were investigating into it, and somewhere the name Nguyen Xuan Dat was uncovered, and with that all of his social medias, including sexual websites. His Facebook account last posted in June stating he would log off his account entirely. All of his posts and other accounts were about beheading, and it was clear that it was his personal interest, including a manga where the exact same thing he went through happened. People found out a lot about this man, including where he used to live and his relatives, before trying to find where this video happened. People noticed that one of his posts were made on January 25th stating his beheading would happen in 3 hours, but his account stayed active after, so someone must have still had control of his account. Dat's friends were messaged, and little more was found out. Most notably being the killer went by Chung. Eventually, the guy who killed him was found, Doan Van Sang. After more was uncovered, including his account Thanh Chung 11111, which led to the other similar profiles until his real Facebook profile was found. On November 28th, the place in which Dat was murdered was raided, and Doan was arrested. For many of you, skippity babies, you may not know what AOL is. For me, I know, but I grew up just right after the boom of internet performance. AOL, or America Online, was an internet service provider, one of the very first to be introduced in America in 1991. At the peak of its run, it had about 35 million users registered for their dial-up internet, and it pioneered the game with things such as their AOL Instant Messenger, a very old convenient chat space. In 2006, AOL accidentally released a compressed text file containing over 20 million searches from over 650,000 people. This was just the searches made in a 3-month time span and was intended for research, but for the 3 days it was up, it was found and shared all over the internet. While there are no names, only user numbers, some people made it really easy for them to be attributed to the user. For example, user number 4417749, or 62 widow Thelma Arnold, was identified through her searches. Searches for Georgia and the Arnold last name led to people discovering who she was, which brought up some of the more embarrassing searches like single men age 60. She said, "It's my whole personal life. I had no idea somebody was looking over my shoulder. It's very valid, but for some, their searches were more disturbing." User number 10148525 decided to look at naked gay men before searching for pictures of hot dogs, maybe to print them out. It definitely looks like this is a child or at least a young teen looking it up with the quote, "At what age does my Johnson get bigger?" and quote, "How many bugs are there in the world?" searches. User 3348270 is either a raging alcoholic or about to become one. User 13334512 really wants to visit the Eminem putting his bare butt in the toilet and touching the bowl with his asscheeks.com. Oh my god. All around strange, weird, and embarrassing searches. One notable user was user 927, whose search history shocked most. It starts out simple and normal, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects. It then takes a weird turn with multiple searches for mold on human skin and dogs getting it on. And then back to normal with flowers like asters, daffodils, azaleas, orchids, etc. This goes on until 1:50 a.m. where the user goes asleep and later starts searching up various topics including rape, Greek gods, Corpse Bride, slow dancing, etc. On March 6th, '06, they searched up a character from Hikaru No Go before searching for things I I I can't put in this video. One in particular, you can look into it if you want. I think I can read some of them. Gay sex, electricity and torture BDSM, Elmo dying, Jeffree Star and transgender porn, emo porn, low-carb foods, Corpse Bride, Tantra. Um, but some of them I cannot I cannot read. And we still do not know who this person is. It's been 20 years since this was revealed and who knows how long this was going on for, how much longer it was, or if this person is still like this today, if not way worse. Who knows if it's even a single person. This could have been a household computer in which one person is definitely a freak and a monster. The ones that I couldn't read are like literally illegal and it's it's it's crazy. I Am God, or simply just God, is a mysterious set of posts on 4chan. It starts out with a post made by PC that reads, "A friend of mine recently had to send his computer into the shop because he thought he had downloaded some kind of virus. At the same time, he kept telling me about weird that keeps happening to him in his house. The main one is he's been having issues with both lights and his television either turning on or off when he knows that he left them the other way before leaving the room and returning. He hasn't actually witnessed them going out, but they're always opposite of how he left them. From what I heard, the only real thing that he noticed being up with his computer is that he kept finding image and text files in his download folder that he had never knowingly downloaded. Do you think it could ever be possible for some kind of paranormal entity to either with your computer or maybe even could the computer be the original source of whatever is up his house? Unquote. The replies told him that ghosts weren't real and that it could just be malware or overuse of power messing with the house. PC responds to someone asking about the computer and the images by saying it's an old Toshiba and that the files are very corrupted before posting the first screenshot. The only one I have saved. I might still have others on my phone. The only other one I could find. Most of the ones I saw look like these. One person instantly got skeptical. What could this be other than ghosts? Fake and sus is what it probably is. This isn't exactly what happens when you output random binary data into an image or when the file gets corrupted. This looks man-made. Other people looked into it and thought it looked like a piece of land like the end tip of Florida. One person figured it out. If you put it together, it loosely becomes a face. The first picture is the hairline with the top part of the left eye visible. The second picture is the jaw and chin with lip visible. Holy Another person discovered that there's a different color of black in the background of the first image leaving behind a non-English phrase and what looks to be a piece of a QR code. Upon further investigation, it turned out to be binary which translated to God. The other word was supposedly a a of I am. Good news, folks. Whatever this is, it claims to be God. A third image was then posted, which was inverted and stretched to become the eyes of God. PC comes back with a frantic request for a video sharing site right now that doesn't require sign up to upload a video. Apparently, his friend got home from work and it was going throughout his routine when a light went out in the spare bedroom. Spooky stuff, so he decided to record. Recording an unknown voice and what appears to be God outside his window. He then shares the mouth of God as his friend is coming over. PC then goes silent as others simply react and speculate about this. Like, how spooky is that? Is it real? Why is God soy jacking? It was not until an anonymous user posted an instantly deleted the message, quote, "Please don't lose it this time." with the last piece of God. Before going any further, I need to show you this reply because it really shows how old this is with come at me skeleton. The thread goes on with OMG, this is so spooky until someone connects the dots that the image that was deleted was of the outside of the room the friend had checked where God was located outside of. This is where it mostly stops and before it picks back up, I want to mention that someone during this whole thread has been larping getting a text from an unknown spooky number, which is very sad that he wanted to get into the spotlight but also shows how dated this is with another Is statue God? Is peacock God? Are we all kill? Is skeleton Greek? What the I have a knife in my kitchen drawer. This is too spookied. I especially like this response. This thread is getting so dumb. Why are you guys believing this bird who is having his friend to text him pictures of stuff at his gam gam's house. Not to mention every creepypasta has the obligatory I am God line. my jimmies are rustled. PC comes back to the thread with the is going on here? All right, my friend is asleep and I'm probably going to take off, too. If anything comes up, I'll start another thread tomorrow with some kind of proof that I'm the same of OC photo of blue bedroom or something. We haven't had any other issues tonight. Good night. And then, just kidding, I'll be lurking a little while longer. You guys are really uncovering this puzzle. Keep up the good work. Keep up the good work. That is the very end of PC's thread. Nothing else happened except some dude's posting his Johnson. PC did come back and decided to put up a live stream of the room to see any spooky things happening. But unfortunately, the live stream is gone, so we don't know exactly what happened. And to note, the dude's Johnson immediately pops up back in one of the threads. This does have an ending, though. A YouTuber named Jaoka looked into this mystery trying to figure it out and find the original face. >> During our conversation, I also received this photo. This is one of the tests he did before taking the two that I used to create the full image. I think everyone can notice the enormous resemblance to the face of God. Even the teeth are the same, with two prominent teeth and two on each side on the top and the regular shape of the lower teeth. The nose, eyes, eyebrows, and wrinkles on the face clearly resemble those of the face. Yes also sent me this image saying that these were the apartments where the video was recorded and exploring with Google Maps I found this. Although this is not exactly Yes' apartment, it is the same three-bedroom model. But also, the wall closest to the window is also made of brick, as can be seen in the photos of the original threads. >> People really thought it was the Nostalgia Critic. They came across a reply stating the creator was just a pen name, who after an interview confirmed that it was him who made it and his face he used and that he was very open about it. It's really crazy how it took a decade for his name to really be known and attributed to this 4chan post. Jess also told him how he made the video using the reflection to show God's face from a hidden iPad with the voices being neighbors. Jess also confirmed things with the live stream like having a Chucky doll and just generally trolling by making people watch a still room for 4 hours. For that, they made soy jacks of him. Jablinski video is way more into detail with a full interview and analysis of Jess and his credibility. So, go check that out. All right, guys. That is the end of this video. Thank you so much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this one. I love internet rabbit holes and mysteries and stuff. Let me know in the comments what you want to see next. I'm open to ideas always. This video is just so fun to do. Thank you so much for watching and yeah, have a great night everyone and sweet dreams.