We have 65 million of ARR. We do over 40 million dollars of EBITDA. We also manage a 200 million dollar fund. So, we're over 300 million in revenue across 30 businesses, and all the businesses in the fund are profitable as well. I don't know. I'm kind of like if that's failing, like sign me up, right? You've owned a number of agencies. How much revenue lifetime has Metalab generated for you? >> The hundreds of millions of dollars of profits, not revenue. I don't know that I would still rank it very highly though. SAS. Where are you putting SAS? I would say it's a What do you think about marketplaces? Well, I would say it comes down to scale. A good marketplace like Airbnb at an A. I'd rank marketplaces in general as That's the one I would disagree with you with. I feel like I got to ask you this because I think you get a lot of nowadays. Think a lot of people go look at the Tiny Stock, and then they click like max, and basically you see just a downward trend. A lot of people I see on Twitter want to kind of look at that and say, "Oh, this guy calls himself the Warren Buffett of the internet, and he says he buys these great businesses, but what's going on?" Um What's up? Andrew is here. Andrew is uh one of the most visited guests on the pod. Always good to have you, man. Uh I wanted to play a game with you. You've done many types of businesses. You've done agencies and and you know, private equity, and you've started, you know, e-commerce companies. You've done a huge number of companies in the last 20 years. So, I want to do a game where we rank the different types of businesses that you could start. And we could work out this criteria together, but I I think the idea should be we're not looking at the outlier scenarios. So, in every industry, right? The world's best plumber makes a fantastic living. That may not mean that plumbing is the best trade to go into. No offense to the plumbers out there listening, but we're not looking at just the extreme outlier. So, I think that here's my criteria for a great business, Andrew. It's going to be the median successful outcome. Okay, so like the sort of like normal case if you can make it work. That's the first That's the first criteria. The second thing is we're thinking we're taking into account both the lifestyle as well as the um the result, the upside. So, you know, if one thing is just makes you miserable um or overworks you like crazy, then that would be obviously worse than a business that had that lets you have a great flexible schedule and flexible location, for example. So, lifestyle matters, upside matters, and we're looking for kind of the median success case. But but you know, in some of these it's going to be like, "Dude, it's median success. I mean, only the top 0.1% make it. So, you have to factor that in." The likelihood of success matters uh in these in these scenarios. Okay? If you're If you're listening on audio, it's going to be a little more fun if you go to YouTube or go to Spotify and actually you can see on screen the the stuff that we're sharing. All right. So, here we go. Here's the tier list. Uh if you've never seen a tier list before, they're ranked as you would expect, sort of A B C D E F, A being better than F. But there is, of course, S tier. And I don't even I don't even really know what S tier stands for. I think it's like from the gaming world, but it's basically like S tier is sort of like god tier. It's the best you can It's the best of the best. Okay. So, we're going to start with a little layup here. Uh and if for each Andrew, I want you to give me your almost like rapid-fire take on like you know, kind of what this business is, why it's either great or why it sucks. Okay, so the first one we're going to do, easy, an MLM, which is actually a surprisingly common business that people get into. Uh if you just look at the raw numbers of people who take part in MLMs. So, MLM, where you Where are you ranking it? I mean, I would have ranked an MLM as an F. It's a fundamentally unsustainable business that um breaks. I mean, the problem with an MLM is it's reliant on recruiting other people, and it doesn't actually make money based on selling services. It's It basically makes money by finding the next sucker. And if the person that starts the MLM finds a lot of suckers, they can make a lot of money. Yeah. >> And the first couple layers can make a ton of money, but then it always explodes or they get indicted or something like that. >> So, where are you ranking it? I would say that's an F. Okay. It's going in the F. Although, it does sound like for the MLM owner, you know, it's not necessarily an F. You know, one of the one of the associates or as they call them, you know, the the business owners that they they like to call themselves that are underneath, yeah, that's F tier for them. I think if you are willing to go to jail, too. Like you can make a lot of money, but I mean like 50/50 odds you go to jail. All right. Next one up is uh one that I think you did. By the way, say say if you've done any of these, okay? So, freelancer, which is I believe is how you started your career. You were a freelance what? Web designer? Yeah. Yeah, I started making websites uh out of my apartment, basically. Um I would I would rank that probably a D. Um I think it's a it's a really good business. I I'd say it's um it's a living, right? I think there's nothing wrong with freelancing or a restaurant or corner store or that sort of thing, but fundamentally it's an owner-operator model, and it doesn't really scale unless you scale it, which is what I did. Yeah. Okay, well, that's the the kind of the next one, which is actually agency. You've owned a number of agencies. You've probably made I don't know I don't know what the number is, but Metalab has to have generated something like 200 million plus in revenue. How much How much revenue lifetime has Metalab generated for you? Your design agency. I don't know the exact math, but I think we're probably well over into the hundreds of millions of dollars of um profits, not revenue. Mm. Okay, so I'm assuming you might have agency higher than most people. So, I think Well, you know what? I don't know that I would still rank it very highly though. Um you know, the reason some you know, my story, I started a web design agency. I scaled it. I got clients like um YouTube and Uber and Walmart and all these big companies, and I was terrified. I mean, it's a business where you're either making a ton of money or you're about to go out of business constantly, and you swing between those two things. And so, because of that uh lumpy nature, I'd maybe give it a C, but it's be It'll be a tentative C. It would It would kind of Yeah, it like It's really really a hard business. And the hard part is you're saying clients come and go. It's that one It can be feast or famine with clients. Is that Is that the reason why or is it the headache of operating and delivering the service? What What is it about the agency that makes it like not A and B? >> Instead of web design, let's imagine you're an accountant, and you start an accounting firm, and you start auditing 30 companies. Now, companies don't like to switch accountants, and they don't like to switch auditors. So, if you have that, that's a really high-quality um consulting business. However, if you have a $500 Let's say that you hired 30 people in the Philippines, and you do graphic design for $500. You might have months where you're making $300,000, and then you might have months where you're making nothing because you're not getting any clients. The worst thing that happens in these businesses is you win a client like Walmart, let's say. They come along and they say, "Hey, we want to give you 10 million dollars of work over the next year." And so, you you start panicking. You go out, you hire 30 people, and then a new PM takes over that team at Walmart, and they just cut your budget. Right. >> And all of a sudden, you're left with 30 people you have to lay off. So, I think it depends on um the nature of the business, honestly. So, you've You did Metalab. You've also had like a game design agency. You've had like a a no-code agency. You've had how Probably what? Six to 10 different >> 10 10 to 15 agencies and services business, copywriting, social media, um web development, uh design, a lot of different stuff. >> What were the sort of top two agencies you did, and what were the sort of bottom two agencies you did? Well, I would say that we really haven't had a lot of success with recreating the success of Metalab. Metalab was the business, you know, like I said, I started with zero, and now does uh you know, very significant earnings and revenue. A lot of the other agencies have not hit in the same way, and I think the distinction with Metalab is it did so much defining work in like 2008 to 2015, where we you know, we designed the first version of Slack. We worked on uh you know, all sorts of projects that were kind of groundbreaking, and we planted our flag and built a reputation. And so, I think the reputation piece is hard to recreate. And so, we've We've had a lot of success with Metalab. We had a lot of success acquiring a company called Z1, which is in Spain. They're a um a smaller web design agency, and the theory there was literally just Metalab gets a ton of leads that are too small for it. So, let's buy another smaller agency, and let's just send them those leads. And so, I think we acquired that business for $300,000 or something, and we've probably made single-digit uh millions of profit in it. So, it's not We didn't knock it out of the park, but it's just an amazing base hit. Right. Right. Hey, what's up? If you're liking this episode, the research team at HubSpot has taken all the rankings that we're doing today in this episode, and they made it a downloadable thing in case you want to go see the final tier list. You want to download it and maybe have a little breakdown of our commentary for each one. It's available in the show notes below. You can go ahead, download it. Totally free. Okay. Next one up, SAS. Where are you putting SAS? I would say it's a B, probably. I think um again, it depends on the type of SAS. If you have a SAS software that is a chat GPT thin wrapper and does something like uh put a funny nose on your friend's face, and you trick people into subscribing to it for 6 months, and they always churn, I'd say that's a pretty bad SaaS business. If you have a SaaS business that let's say has become the dominant player in funeral home management and all the funeral homes use it and they don't want to switch cuz it's the standard, that's an incredible SaaS business. And I mean SaaS businesses, they're often uh highly recurring, really good margins. I mean, they can be incredible, but you really have to find something with a limited amount of competition or high switching costs. Tell the quick story of the DJ software SaaS business cuz that's kind of like the funeral home example you have. So, you're saying it's a vertical niche tool that's like mission-critical for an industry to run on. They're unlikely to ever switch and you know, that's going to be super super sticky for a long time with high margins. So, it sounds like I don't know a lot about the DJ software business, but like can you just tell the quick story of that one? Yeah, I mean, for the last 10 years, everybody has been basically like obsessed with buying SaaS software companies and thinking you can't lose in that industry, which right now is still true, but over the last 2 years, like I got really scared of buying software companies because, you know, you look at vibe coding and LLMs and I I just think like LLMs increasingly can build software and it's not that it's going to put all these businesses, let's say you have a SaaS software company and there's 10 competitors 5 years ago, I just think there's going to be 50 or 100 competitors in the future. And when that happens, competition equals margin compression. So, we've basically said no to almost every single SaaS software company we've looked at over the last 2 years, but one came across our desk that we could not say no to and that was Serato. Have you ever DJ'd, Sean? Do you ever go through that uh that life crisis? >> what? I appreciate you even think it's possible that I look like a guy who's DJ'd before. So, I take that as a compliment, but no. I I had a phase in like 2012 where I was trying to meet girls and I learned how to DJ. And so, I kind of knew the industry and the dominant software company in that world for the last 20 25 years, I think, is a company called Serato and it's an incredible piece of software. I mean, DJs all over the world use it. I think like Diplo, uh you know, a gazillion of the top DJs and these two guys in New Zealand uh built it and what they did was really smart. They partnered with the hardware manufacturers like Pioneer and they deeply integrated into the hardware. And so, what that means is that A, it's become the standard, right? So, when you're the standard, that is really exceptional. Uh most DJs use one of two pieces of software, either Recordbox or Serato, right? So, very limited competition and there's lots of upstarts and stuff, but once someone really integrates into an ecosystem like Serato, they're buying like $5,000 of hardware, they're not going to switch off really easily. And the manufacturers, frankly, they don't want to integrate with some random college kid who's vibe coded some AI DJ. Uh you know, not to say that people can't come and compete with us, it's just harder because it's not it doesn't have a hardware mode. So, I think SaaS with a hardware mode is pretty incredible. You know, that business, we shared some of the numbers when we uh bought it. I mean, it's doing $45 million of revenue, $15 million of EBITDA. It's a it's been growing like crazy, moving into a SaaS model from licensing. I'm I'm a huge fan of that business. Why does a business like that grow? Like are there just way more DJs or something else? I think as long as a DJ is a desirable thing to be, I mean, if you think about it, one of the weirdest phenomena, you know, when I would go to a nightclub, it doesn't matter how much money I have in my bank account. I remember looking around and going, "Oh man, there's all these great girls here, but you know, none of them none of them know that, you know, I've got all these businesses and I'm I'm a cool guy or whatever." You're literally like They don't know I have a design agency. Exactly. >> much EBITDA I have. But like I'd I'd look up I actually had a friend who's a DJ and he would get paid like 200 bucks and some beer tickets and he'd be swarmed with girls and he'd have status and throughout the city, he'd be the man. And so, I think as long as that's true, as long as young men think DJs are cool uh and women, I mean, increasingly there's way more female DJs now. I just met an amazing one yesterday. Um but as long as that's true, I think people are going to want to do it. I mean, it's just fun to mix music and you can you can become famous, you can uh you know, express yourself. So, I don't know, as long as that's true, it's like we've got one of the toll roads to achieving that. Yeah, I like the analogy of the toll road. Okay, next one I'm going to do uh actually I'll do do an easy one. Restaurant. I think you've owned a I think you own or still own a restaurant. Yeah, I own a bunch of restaurants, actually. Um and I always say a restaurant is a a a really good passion. If you're really passionate about it, you love food, it's a labor of love, as you know. I know you had a sushi restaurant. But I have when I meet somebody and they say, "I have a successful restaurant," I want to like like Wayne's World get down on my knees and say, "I'm not worthy" because if you're successful in a restaurant, I just it is one of the hardest businesses. If you think about for you to go in and eat a good meal at 6:00 p.m., people had to wake up at 3:00 in the morning, they had to bake bread, a million things had to go right, they had to train 30 people. It's just like a Rube Goldberg machine of business. So, I would rank it as an E. Um probably one of the hardest businesses and low margin and difficult. Yeah, for people to get context, most successful restaurants, even the big chains like a a Subway or a Chipotle or things like that, 10% margin is the good case scenario. It's like that's doing well. Of course, you know, there's there's exceptions like luxury, you know, sort of Michelin star restaurants might have higher margins, but you know, on the whole, if 10% is winning and then your bunch of revenue is capped at what you can produce because again, you're working 7 days a week. You're there for breakfast, lunch and dinner. You you know, you basically you can't like you always have to be there, you always have to go in and make the product again fresh every single day and you're only as good as the you're sort of last interaction with the customer. It is just such a brutal business. It is a it is absolutely terrible business. In fact, it's funny that the only business you've ranked below it so far is an MLM. Pretty much a crime is the only thing that's been worse so far. >> No. And you know, like I said, like we own restaurants. I think they're really important, but I I just don't If you want to make money and you want to get rich, I don't think that's a good way to do it. It's like uh I always use the gym analogy. If you go into uh the gym and you try and deadlift 300 lb on day one, you will hurt your back and never come back. And I think entrepreneurs who go into restaurants, uh they have a rough go. All right. Uh next one, marketplace. So, an online marketplace, um where how do you think about marketplaces? This would be something like a whether it's a Etsy or an eBay or an Amazon or it could be, you know, even marketplaces like uh AngelList is a marketplace. Twitch is a marketplace. Anywhere where there's suppliers, there's supply and demand, right? There's creators and viewers. Uh YouTube is a marketplace of creators and viewers as well. So, what do you think about marketplaces? Well, I would say it comes down to scale. Like you've got Airbnb on this side. There, I think small marketplaces are really hard. We own some and I think it's like lightning in a bottle. If you can get supply and demand to match, they're phenomenal businesses, but they're highly competitive. I like a business where it becomes a verb. So, Airbnb is a great example. Like if I think like, "Oh, maybe we should rent a house," Airbnb, the word just pops into my head. I go to the browser, I look up Airbnb and I'm going to use it. That I would say is probably a a B or an A business. Um so, very very highly ranked. But if you started a uh marketplace for people who want to borrow, let's say like construction tools or something like that, >> Oh my god, like I've just seen a million of these fail. They're so difficult. And so, where you ranking marketplaces? I would say a good marketplace like Airbnb, I'd say an A. I'd rank marketplaces in general as a C. Wow. First big controversial pick there. I can't believe you ranked it as a C. That's the one I would disagree with you with. I think if you get a marketplace to work like an Airbnb, it's S tier. Well, are we saying a working marketplace cuz we're talking about business model? If you're one of the very few successful marketplaces, you're an S. It's like it's one of the most defensible lucrative businesses in the world, but because the likelihood of success is so low, I would have just knocked it down to probably an A if you can actually get one get one going even. >> Let's put Let's put Airbnb as an A. I'm down with that. I just can't agree with the business model in general as being a a C cuz we're basically ranking in terms of quality and difficulty, right? >> Yeah, exactly. So, >> just think like like for example, like we could say that the services business, the accounting firm, let's say PwC, right? PwC 75 years ago was just one accountant and with a few partners and now today, if you want to get audited, you're a public company, you have basically five options. You you're going to pay a fortune for their rubber stamp, right? So, I'd say like we could rank that as a B or an A, but we're talking about the business model. Okay, fair enough. Uh agree to disagree on that one. All right, this Airbnb is not the company Airbnb, it's owning Airbnbs, short-term rentals. So, I'm saying, "Oh, you know what? Here's how I'm going to make money. I'm going to get a property, I'm going to get a home, I'm going to put it on Airbnb. It'll be a I'll be a short-term rental unit owner. Maybe I'll do two. Maybe I'll do three. What do you think of that plan? I'd say it's a D. Similar to freelance. You know, the risk there regulatory. I owned a So, you know, I bought a beautiful apartment in Vancouver. I go to Vancouver a lot and I said, "Oh, I don't want to own a second home, but you know, the 28 days a month I don't use this place, I'll Airbnb it." So, I Airbnb it. I'm making a fortune. It's great. I love it. All of the sudden city of Vancouver changes the regulations. Boom. There goes my margin. There goes my business. You know, total nightmare. And now I just It's fine. I have a tenant, but it's just not nowhere near as profitable. The same thing happened to my parents. They were Airbnb'ing their house in San Francisco making a killing and then San Francisco changed rules that you can only Airbnb it 90 days out of the year. So, basically three out of the 12 months you can Airbnb. So, then nine out of the 12 months their their cash cow disappeared overnight. That is the unfortunate fortunate one there. All right, I want to do content creator. So, for the person who says, "I want to create the next podcast. I want to be the next YouTuber. I want to be an Instagrammer. I'm going to build a following and then I'm going to make a ton of money because I'm going to get brand deals or launch my own products or who knows what, but I'm going to go all in on being a content creator." So, I think that's a that's probably a D. I would argue that if you become the next Andrew Huberman, you're you're an A. Like you're a B Like you think about it in a world of AI. If somebody has a a trusted relationship with you, it's a phenomenal business. The issue with it is it just doesn't scale. So, in terms of defensibility, it's amazing, highly profitable, very simple to operate, but one of the problems with it is and I know a lot of these people, if you don't show up and you don't bring the fire on the camera every single day and you stop posting, your business goes to zero. And I think that's a bit of a it's a bit of a prison, I think for some people. Why did you say Huberman? Is it because of the trust factor or because it's in health or wellness or medical? Is that the important factor there, the niche or is it just the level of trust that people have? It's if Huberman was doing the same sort of podcast, but he was doing it about candy. He's reviewing candy. And if you sell candy, it's the affiliate margins are not that good. The the candy company won't pay that much to do it. If you're doing health, like if you think about Huberman is basically promoting athletic greens, health supplements, that kind of stuff. Those things can be very, very profitable and the customer lifetime value is high. And so, he can charge a hell of a lot for advertising. And then also, I mean, if you think about it like Huberman, we own So, we're friends with with Andrew. We own a yerba mate business with him. He is able to basically bring, I would call it, $20 million of free marketing to any business he becomes a part of. And so, if he takes equity in businesses or owns businesses, he grows them massively. I mean, we took the yerba mate business, I think it's grown 300, 400% since he got involved with us. All right, next one. Owning real estate. So, buying properties either cash flowing them or flipping them. Obviously, this is a big space, right? So, this is There's like a thousand variations of how you do this. So, I think it's a little bit of a tough one, but just give me your general thoughts on going into real estate as whether it's multi-family, it's commercial real estate and saying, "I'm going to try to buy these properties using some debt. Maybe I'm Maybe I'm just going to cash flow these properties or maybe I'm going to try to improve them and sell them, you know, for a higher higher cap rate, you know, when when I when I exit." The beauty of real estate is predictability, I think, depending on the sort of real estate. I think there's really a big distinction between real estate ownership where you just buy something and you rent it out. And then there's real estate development where you actually buy a piece of land or you buy something and you add value. I remember talking to your I think it's your brother-in-law who does the real estate where he he was like, "Look, like I know all of the people that, you know, need space and I just go and I acquire a strip mall and before I close, I already know that I'm going to put someone new in and, you know, it's going to be a way higher quality asset and then you can refinance it out or whatever. To me, that's kind of a no-brainer way to make money. So, I I would rate that a C probably. All right. Going C. And why is that not higher? Cuz Well, if you're not doing the value add or you don't have that unfair advantage like my brother-in-law has? The reason I don't really do much real estate is because I don't like anything with a ceiling. You know, you if you buy Let's say you buy a 40-tenant apartment building or something like that. The rent is going to be Let's say Let's say that some old lady owns it. She hasn't increased the rent in, you know, 30 years or something like that. You're going to buy the building. Over time you can get an increased yield by increasing the rent, but there's a ceiling on that rent and you can't innovate to make more money. Whereas in a business, let's say a digital business like a web web design agency or software company, you can take your profits and you can actually grow the business and you can increase revenue. It's very difficult to do that in real estate without massive CapEx. Yeah, I think Well, I think they do the same thing, right? They just go buy They take the profits or or they refinance. They go buy a second property. What's wrong with that? That works. Yeah, I mean, you can do it. I don't know. It's just not something I've spent a lot of energy on. I don't I don't think it's When someone tells me that they're going to go do it, I think like of all the things they could do, that's a pretty solid approach. And I I think the one of the things I've noticed I know a lot of, you know, really wealthy real estate people and I've been fascinated by how illiquid it is. So, you'll meet people who have $2 billion of real estate, but the actual profits that come out of it are like $20 million a year, which is amazing, right? It's made their family wealthy. The bank understands it. They live a good life, but they don't actually have that much liquidity and it's often tied up in the next project and the next project and the next project. So, I think it's a great way to make your kids really, really wealthy and, you know, ruin a few generations and then they'll buy an F1 team and then lose all their money. All right, we have nothing in the S tier yet. So, I got to try to get there. I think this is the guy to do it. So, I have a an icon here of Warren Buffett and this represents investing. So, just being an investor generically, but I think maybe we the way I was really thinking about this cuz I think Buffett is a little unusual in the way that he's structured his company. So, really this is to me owning an investment fund or being in the money management business. Investing other people's money and taking fees and a profit off the top of it. Is that Well, no, I would argue a little bit differently. I'd say um investment management is an incredible business, but I wouldn't put Buffett in that category cuz he doesn't actually manage other people's money. >> Yeah, I know. That's why he's he's sort of the exception here. So, the distinction I would make Let's say you're a hedge fund manager like my friend Bill Ackman. So, Bill, for example, he went out, he raised hundreds of millions of dollars. He bought a bunch of stocks. He would go and advocate for these companies to improve and then he would take fees on that. And if you think about that business model, you actually don't need to really put that much money into it yourself and you can make a profound amount of money if you perform. The structure of hedge funds is typically 2% of managed assets plus 20% of the profits. So, let's say that you raise $100 million and you triple it in a short period of time, you can suddenly make, you know, 30, 40, 50 million dollars of carry and fees and stuff. So, those are really tremendous businesses in my opinion. The problem with them is that your investors can pull their cash out. And so, what Bill has done that's so smart and I would rank Bill as S and Buffett as S and then other asset managers lower. They have permanent capital. That's the real distinction and that means their investors can't pull their money out. They're going to make those fees no matter what and they can literally I mean, if you think about >> Sorry, why why is it permanent capital? I can sell my Berkshire stock today. I can sell my Pershing Square today. What do you What do you mean it's permanent? What's permanent about that part? Is that or is Are you not talking about that? Is there some other money? >> So, you're just trading little stock certificates of ownership between the businesses, but what I mean is typically a hedge fund manager would say Let's say I give a hedge fund manager a million dollars. I can withdraw that capital. And the only way that they can give me that money back is by selling stock. So, let's say that you Let's say you're the hedge fund manager. You go out, you invest in some company. The stock goes down. I lose faith. I say, "Sean, I want my money back." You have to go sell part of your stake potentially losing quite a bit of money. Whereas someone like Buffett or Ackman, people are just trading the stock certificates, right? Those are just ownership shares. >> Sure. Even when I'm out, whoever I sold it to, they're in. So, the the money is essentially there even if the stock price goes down. Exactly. And they If you think about it just in terms of the beauty of their business model, Buffett's is more complex. With Bill's business, for example, he simply just goes out and he buys 10 stocks and he he has 50 employees and he makes hundreds and hundreds of millions. Sometimes some years I think he makes billions. Wait, wait, wait. So, Bill Ackman's firm only has 50 employees? Yes. 50 employees and I think he manages How much does Bill Ackman manage? So, Bill >> 16 16 to 20 billion, somewhere in there. So, okay, let's call it 15 billion. So, he's got 15 billion under management. You know what? We got to break the rule and we got to do a little public math here. I know. He takes the 2% fee or he doesn't take the fee? He takes a fee on I think he it it's a blended fee of between 1 and 2% depending on the pool of capital. It's called a million 1.5%. So let's say he's he's taking 1.5%. So his firm with 50 employees whose job is to go and analyze and find 10 stocks to own is making 200 million plus a year in cash flow off of just the fees. Well, you got to remember so so that's revenue, costs, there's costs to it, transaction, legal, all the other stuff. And again, I think that number swings around based on the performance and stuff as well. Right. But how high could that cost be? He's got 50 employees and he's legal. He's not doing M&A with private companies. He's doing public company investing. I believe I mean we don't need to do the public math. People can look it up, but if you look at Pershing Square Holdings, his public company, you can basically see what they pay him in fees every year. Okay, that's incredible. So that and that's let's not forget that's no matter what. That's not that's not the reward. That's not the 20% reward. I remember I remember talking to him in 2020, he was freaking out about COVID and he had put 25 million dollars into a derivatives position betting kind of buying fire insurance against COVID dropping the market. He made 2.4 billion dollars of profit or something insane off of that. I think it was 25 million dollar bet. And you think about he got fees on all of that. Like it's unbelievable. And he also owns let's not forget he owns like 6 billion of that capital he manages. So that's his money. Okay, that's incredible. What about the other side of it where you talked about the hedge fund managers? So where are we putting them? So if if Buffett and Ackman are your first S tier where are you putting the general hedge fund manager, money manager who's got at you know assets under management but not permanent capital the way you do >> I'd give it a I'd give it a B just because of the nature of the swings. You can you're pretty much guaranteed as a let's say you're a very you have a large venture capital fund or you have a large hedge fund, you're pretty much guaranteed over 10 or 15 years to make to become a decamillionaire almost no matter what which is kind of a a crazy thing about the model, but you might get blown up at some point. But explain the inconsistency because I believe Ackman also has like blown up or almost got blown up you know a couple of times. What's the difference in your mind between what you're talking about? Bill keeps getting shot and then miraculously getting back up and I think He's the phoenix of the of the investment world. >> He I mean he has a great line. He just says the secret to success in business is just getting back up over and over and over again. And what happened to him was Bill has made so many incredible investments, but I believe in 2014 he bet against Herbalife which was an MLM. And then he also bet on Valeant Pharmaceuticals which was a pharmaceuticals company that was basically increasing prices. It was a very elegant intel you know very very smart model, but it was run in a kind of unethical way and the company blew up. So between Herbalife and Valeant Pharmaceutical, his investors lost faith in him and a lot of them pulled their cash. And so suddenly he's his whole hedge fund is blowing up. And fortunately in 2012 or 2013 Bill had raised I believe it was like 4 million or 4 billion dollars of permanent capital in Pershing Square Holdings. And Bill was able to basically bet on himself. He went to JP Morgan. He went to Jamie Diamond who he's buddies with and he got a 500 million dollar or something loan to bet on himself and buy more stock. And he managed to come out the other end absolutely killing it. And I think the big lesson for him was don't short stocks cuz he was shorting stocks and be a lot more disciplined about investing in businesses with leverage or exogenous risks. I think there's this funny story Bill went out and he bought these little plaques and he puts them on every single person's desk at Pershing Square and it's the 10 Commandments. It's like thou shall not short stocks. Thou shall not invest in a business with too much debt etc. So Bill has really learned the lesson and been through it. Do you know how in venture capital the sort of the normal VC fund isn't going to is basically like a pretty poor performing asset class cuz you're you're illiquid for 10 years and then the sort of you know the IRR that you get out of it is less than if you just kept it in an index fund. So like venture capital on the whole is a pretty bad asset class. Of course, the top funds perform pretty well. Is is basically hedge fund management the same distribution or do they on average do better? So Warren there's this great story there's this guy Ted Seides who's a he's a fund manager a fund of fund manager and he had lunch with Buffett and he said Warren I'll bet you I think it was a million dollars that I can choose a basket of hedge funds and they'll outperform the S&P. And I believe he lost that bet to Buffett. Buffett basically said on average funds do not outperform which is very true. I mean most hedge funds most venture capital do not perform and I think that's kind of what's distinct about private equity. I think I don't know for sure, but I think most private equity funds at least have a reasonable return. All right, we got a couple more I want to do local services. So you're starting a local pest control business, HVAC, you know things that are I got the handyman icon here because it is you know something that's that you do with you know a guy wearing boots and overalls that comes and does something in your local area. So I would say that's a C. Those are hard businesses, but if you can dominate a local industry let's say like let's say like you're really good at internet marketing and you own an HVAC business and you're able to hire great technicians, there's only so many technicians out there and so they're kind of fundamentally difficult to compete with. And I think they're challenging. I know a lot of people over the last few years who have bought HVAC businesses or plumbing companies and they're like you know guys that look like you and me and they you know they come in and they're dealing with all these blue collar guys and they're like who the are you? Why would I come and work with you? And so I think I think they're they're good businesses if you're like let's say you're a very enterprising HVAC technician and you want to start one of these businesses, you can do phenomenally well, but I think they're actually quite difficult to operate for an outsider. All right, I got a couple more. Venture capital / angel investing. Although they're a little bit different. One's investing other people's money, the one's investing your own. I bucketed them together here. I would put angel investing in as an E. I think I view angel investing a little bit like playing roulette. I like to play poker. It has better odds. I look at private equity or buying businesses more like poker. And I just know I think the classic entrepreneur story that you know we you guys have talked about a million times is you make some money as a founder, you want to pay it forward. You don't really get stocks and real estate and businesses or acquiring other businesses. >> seem slow or they seem a little too boring, a little too common. And you hear a Jason Calacanis, you know, I'm the first investor in Uber and you know whatever. And so you want to do that same thing. And it's a little bit like you ever been pitched by a founder and they have like a pop skull company and they say like well I know we're like tiny right now, but there's this one company that sold to Procter & Gamble for 300 million. It's just it's all story driven. And don't get me wrong there's amazing angel investors like Lucky Groom and people that do amazing stuff, but I think for layman at it's a terrible terrible thing to do with your money. Yeah, it does feel a little bit like golf. It's a it's an expensive hobby, but if you enjoy it fantastic. You know more power to you. >> we we talked about this I think on the last episode or two episodes ago. When I first started out I got in the habit of angel investing. I have 30 million dollars or something tied up in angel investments completely illiquid. I have no access to it. I'd much rather own like stocks and real estate or something. All right. I have one more here that's buy a local sweaty startup. Oh, we have Cody Sanchez entering the chat here. I have I couldn't find a good icon. So I just put Cody on here for for lack of a better term. She's it's a picture of Cody at a laundromat. And I think she's I don't know if I don't know I I don't actually know by the way if Cody really pushes that you should buy laundromats, but I think that's a a little bit of a narrative I'll use her as a a figurehead for this idea that you should find a local sort of brick and mortar sweaty business, you know, go buy a boring Main Street business and you're going to cash flow then you reinvest the cash flow and you buy the second laundromat then you buy a car wash and you keep going in that direction. Where does Andrew Wilkinson rank that model on the tier list? I mean I love I love Cody and I love Nick Nick Huber. I think what they're advocating is basically look don't go and work for someone else when you can create your own job. And I think if you can be an owner operator But they don't say that. I think if they said that it would be a lot more of an honest broker, right? The way you you said one keyword which is what they say is own your own business and you said own your own job. And I think there's a big difference between those two things. Well, I think that's a fundamental question. Are you buying your own job or you buying a business? If the business returns more than the cost of the owner's salary, then I'd say that's great. I'd say that's a C. Chris and I always say like if you can skip the line and instead of working at working your way up and starting businesses, you can just buy a already working business and just improve it, I think that's phenomenal. I mean it's really a lot of what we've done. So, you know, my story, I started the the web design agency, Metalab. Um that business grew. I then took almost all my profits and I started like 10 other businesses and almost all of them failed. It was really exhausting and at the end of that process, I had one business that I could sell, another one that was kind of alive, but I started 10 and I'd put almost 10 million or 15 million dollars into all these terrible businesses. If I just taken, you know, the a million, 2 million a year and just bought businesses and just improve them, I think I'd be much farther ahead than I am today. Well, that's what you eventually started doing, right? What you what you did at some point was you guys decided to switch into buying businesses that are already working as your main business to be in. And I believe you guys invested, I mean, you can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the initial kind of seed capital was you took something like five or six million bucks from Metalab's profits and you were like, "This will be the base and then we'll try to find these sort of compounding businesses that we can hold for a long time." What you guys call wonderful businesses, great. And that's what has become Tiny, the you know, the public company today. I think the market cap something like 200 something million dollars. Yeah, basically we just started buying businesses in 2013 when we read about Warren Buffett and we're like, "Oh my god, this guy's doing easy mode. Why are we doing hard mode?" But to be honest, Buffett has this great quote, "I'm a better businessman because I'm an investor and I'm a better investor because I'm a businessman." And I think that in order to be a good investor, you need to have run or experienced the chaos behind the scenes at different businesses. And I think the beauty of what we did was we got really lucky. So, we went to the gym, we didn't deadlift 300 lb. We got really lucky with Metalab and it worked. So, that built our confidence to go try more stuff. Then we tried every bad business model, you know, we did drop shipping, we started a restaurant, we did a skin comp skin care company, like all sorts of dumb stuff. We always joke we put forks into electrical sockets. We learned a lot and then we started investing. And so, what we could do is we could look at these businesses and say, "Oh, wow, this is actually a really high-quality business and I know that because I've operated a similar one." And do you remember how much capital you started doing that with? Once you once you stop starting new businesses, you said decided to go start buying? I think it was like four four or five million bucks. We We basically sat down and said, um "Okay, we're going to start this thing called Tiny. Um I'm going to own 80%, you're going to own 20%." That was only because I had more capital because I was the one who owned most of Metalab and uh Chris put in 500k or million bucks and I put in the rest and that's it. We never put any more money in. So, I was going to ask you, did was that just a seed or did every year, "Oh, we found a new business. Let's take more Metalab profits and put it into Tiny or no?" No, nothing. I mean, we merged. So, it was interesting. So, I actually owned Metalab myself. I owned 90% of Metalab and then my brother and Chris and a few other people were small shareholders in it. And so, um that that's what basically I diversified with. So, I went off and in my family office did all the venture investing and bought some real estate and you know, bought newspapers and restaurants and other dumb stuff, but Tiny itself really just grew from that original amount. So, that's pretty incredible. I I feel like I got to ask you this because I think you get a lot of nowadays. I think a lot of people go look at the Tiny stock and basically you see, I think you guys went you like did this reverse merger and so then the stock basically like shoots up in 2021 at the kind of like peak era at that time and then basically it's just a downward trend since then. And I think a lot of people I see on Twitter want to kind of look at that and say, "Oh, this guy calls himself the Warren Buffett of the internet and he says he buys these great businesses, but what's going on? Look look at your stock." And so, they see that and they say, "Man, is this guy like many other people on the internet who maybe either overstate their claims or are whatever, right? That's a common problem on the internet, I would say, just on the whole is that you don't know who's real, you don't know who's actually good and so you have this public company that's a little bit of a public scoreboard in a way and people get really riled up about that. On the other hand, and this is kind of like, you know, the two parts of the trial, right? You have the prosecution and the defense in a way. The other hand, you say, "Look, there's a guy who took four or five million, you know, first created this design agency that was really successful as a business, was has generated, you said, over a hundred million dollars of profit lifetime." And then you took, you know, four or five million bucks and you compounded that into a uh 200 between 200 and 300 million dollar business that holds all these interesting assets and, you know, cool, like the stock stock prices go up and down. That's not necessarily and they'll be all and even if you said, "Look, that's how big it was." That's still fantastic. I don't know a lot of people who are listening to this that have done anything that's more impressive than that, you know? So, I I admire even if that even if your worst case least generous interpretation is the today's current, you know, stock price, that's still pretty damn impressive. So, I guess like what's your reaction to this? Here's you're sitting there, you don't want to go out there and, you know, fight all the internet trolls or anything like that, but like how do you see this? What's your take on this? It's pretty funny cuz like, you know, we started in 2006, basically 20 years ago, bootstrapped this business until 23 2023 when we went public. And like over last 10 years, I think since we started Tiny, we've compounded at like 25 our our earnings at 25%. We do almost 250 million dollars of revenue. We have 65 million of ARR. Uh we do over 40 million dollars of EBITDA. And Chris and I still own the majority of the public company. And all these these are all things, you know, you can look at the public filings and see. If you Also, we talked about asset management. I mean, we also uh own or we manage a 200 million dollar fund managed um by the public company with 40 million dollars of it our own capital and that owns Aeropress, uh Letterbox, all sorts of other businesses. If we include that, that adds another 65 million dollars of revenue. So, we're over 300 million in revenue across 30 businesses and all the businesses in the fund are profitable as well. I don't know. I'm kind of like, if that's failing, like sign me up, right? And and I don't know what to say to the trolls, like, you know, don't feed the trolls. Right. Well, let's take the the the vulnerable side a little bit, right? Cuz I I I always ask myself this whenever I get criticized and my first reaction is like, "What the hell are you guys talking about? Like, do you not see do you not see?" And I want to like kind of defend myself, but at the same time I always ask myself this just for my own learning, which is basically like, "What about this is fair? What is the fair criticism?" And I I think that's always been an important question for me, keeps me honest. Because, you know, look, either I'm just going to ignore it, I got nothing from it. I'm going to get mad about it and think they're stupid, I get nothing out of it. Or I mostly, you know, disregard what I think is the sort of like off-base line of thinking, but maybe there's, you know, some things that are some part of it that's fair. Oh, it is fair that I said this. It is fair that I didn't I didn't do this or it is fair that I thought it would be X and actually it turned out to be Y. You know, those are some things that are fair, right? So, what would you say is fair criticism about you? First of all, I just want to say I really empathize with people. I remember watching like Shark Tank and I'd be like, "Oh, wow, Kevin O'Leary, you know, he sold his business for billions of dollars." And then you go read the juicy gossip that, you know, he he got 10 million dollars or whatever out of out of that deal. And I think it's very easy to kind of have the one blurb and then judge someone. And I think before I went through this experience, I would just believe what I read on the internet and and, you know, and kind of enjoy it, to be honest. Like, I think there's this dirty, horrible part of humanity, myself included, that loves when somebody who's on an upswing falls. Like, talk about Bill Ackman, like Bill Bill's an amazing investor, but he's loud, right? And I'm loud, too. I'm extroverted. I like talking what I'm doing. I like I like talking with our companies and everything. And it's really, really fun to watch someone loud like me fall in the mud, right? And I I see this in myself. Uh you know, you kind of cheer and enjoy it. Like, celebrities go through this, too, where it's like they're awesome and everyone loves them and then all of a sudden, you know, they like to on them for a few years and then they love them again. Like, Justin Bieber, everyone hated him for last five years, now everyone loves him again. I just kind of think that's the course of things and I think it's kind of uh I just got to eat humble pie and there's a lot of great things I get out of being loud on the internet uh and talking about this stuff. I've connected with so many incredible entrepreneurs. I get to I've made so many new friends. Uh you know, I I love talking about this stuff and teaching people about business and stuff, but this is the price and I'm willing to pay the price and it sucks. Um and and for me it's a button, right? Like, when I was a kid, I was always I have ADHD and like I'd always up and I'd always be the one in our family that was blamed for everything. And so, being misunderstood is a big button and I really have to resist getting on the horn and trying to argue with everyone because it really doesn't help. So, I think for me, we're just focused on delivering good results and building great businesses, which we're continuing to do, and people on the internet are going to twist it however they want to. The reality is 60% of the businesses that went public in 2023 when we did are still under their IPO price. So, Asana, Sweetgreen, Coupang, like all these other businesses, they're all under IPO. Does that instantly mean that what the founder has built is invalidated and they're a No. Um and I think that, you know, the fair the really fair criticism though of us is our business is a bit confusing, right? Even our stock chart, like starting businesses. So, I made all this money from the web design business, started a bunch of companies. One of those companies became the dominant seller of themes in the Shopify ecosystem. And Chris and I always had it in our head. We were like, let's let's take a business public. We'd love to do that. And so, we actually went and we partnered with Bill Ackman. We We had sold the business. We uh to a family office. We bought it back and we took that business public. And we took it public in January 2021. Do you remember what was happening in January 2021? Every stock was going to the moon. And so, you have this business that's doing 40 million or something in revenue and like 7 million of EBITDA, and it goes to literally the day we took it public, it jumps from a $250 million market cap to 1.2 billion. And so, we didn't take it public at 1.2 billion, but that first day, that's where the chart starts, right? And then the mania is over and the chart starts going down. And as the chart started going down, we ended up deciding, "Hey, let's take Tiny public." So, we merge into it. So, really like the Tiny story is this, right? We've been compounding at 25% from almost nothing. And what people see, unfortunately, cuz that's what's in the public market, is this little, you know, this little dip down here. And to be honest, like I get it. I think it's like you really have to take the time to understand the business and the story and why the, you know, why it looks like that. But I'd encourage people to do their research and actually dig in and understand what we own cuz from my perspective, I think we own a lot of pretty incredible businesses. And you um you still own the majority of the business? I do. And is that still, you know, the majority of your net worth basically? So, you're like skin in the And how much skin do you still have in the game? Yeah, this is what's so funny is like people, I mean, I I've even people have said like, "Oh, you did a pump and dump." And I'm going like, "What are you talking about?" Like I've sold almost no stock. And the only stock I did one large transfer, I think of $8 million. I moved it to my foundation, so I could start doing philanthropy, right? Like I haven't taken any cash out. I still own all the stock. And like people will say like, "Oh, you're a pump and dumper" or something. Like I I don't know. It's just it's kind of sad. Yeah. And so, you you hear all this and you've also talked about this idea of the courage to be disliked. You I think, you know, maybe that was the right the right book at the right time for you during during this period. I haven't actually read the book. It's a killer title. What is the thing that I can learn, you know, from that book? So, Sam just did that great. I love that episode he did where he basically said, "Here's the recipe to a miserable life." And let's invert. And one of my favorite inversions is that you actually want people to hate you. You do not want to be liked by everybody. I think that's a great signal that you're doing life wrong. And I think if you told me this 10 years ago, like I would think that's insane. I remember I read this Warren Buffett quote, "It takes 20 years to build a reputation and 5 minutes to ruin it." And for me, I really internalized that. I was like, "Oh my god, I need to make sure that, you know, everyone thinks positive of me and Right. I better protect this reputation then. Every founder I meet for coffee, I have to, you know, woo them and make them like me or whatever. And I really felt that I had to be like consistent and predictable. So, for example, like, you know, I buy companies and I'm, you know, I am a Warren Buffett like want to be value investor kind of guy. But I also really like startups. I like starting restaurants and all this other chaotic stuff. And people don't like that. And I remember the moment like I kind of realized what was going on, my dad retired. My dad was an architect and he retired and I took him out for a beer and I said, "Dad, what what now? You know, what what are you going to do with all your time?" And he was saying he didn't really know. And I said, "Well, Dad, I've got I've got money. Why don't we team up and you can become a real estate developer. You can build the things that you've always wanted to build." And he goes, "What do you think someone's going to say if I suddenly call them up? They know me as architect David. And all of a sudden I'm pitching them on a real estate development. People don't like it when you leave your box, Andrew." And I was like, "Oh my god." Like I I know that feeling. Like have you ever had like a a restaurateur friend who like pitches you on a tech startup they're starting all of a sudden? Or, you know, your yoga instructor gets their real estate license, they want to sell your house or whatever it is. My mental reaction, I hate this about myself. My mental reaction is stay in your lane. I don't like it. It makes me uncomfortable. I don't know why. And it's incredibly hypocritical because like I'm I'm a flip-flopper. I love jumping around. I'm an inch deep and a mile wide. And so, it's like I hate in others what I hate about myself. And I realized we're all like prison guards, you know, like we all have these labels. Like for me, it's like, you know, I'm an investor and an entrepreneur. But then it goes deeper. It's like, I'm in tech, not real estate. You know, no real estate allowed. I'm bootstrapped. You can't do venture. That's weird if you do that. I'm pro-crypto or anti-crypto. And these labels kind of lock you into this identity. And I've seen this in a lot of big public figures. So, like, do you remember when the CEO of Goldman Sachs, David Solomon, it came out that he was like a DJ. He loves to DJ, right? This guy on the weekends and evenings, he DJs. And the press went crazy. There was an article in The Economist about how, you know, is Goldman Sachs suffering because he's, you know, DJing. Do you think they would have said that if he was playing golf? Right? Or like, you know, we see like Kim Kardashian get passionate about prison reform. We're like, "Fuck you, vanity project." Jonah Hill starts surfing. Let's make mean memes about him. Michael Jordan plays baseball, you know, betrayal. And so, like I realized like our brains are just prediction machines and they get upset when things don't match. And so, for me, like I realized like I don't fit cleanly in a box and it's it's messy like everyone else. And so, I remember like I was sitting up and I started like asking all my friends about this and stuff. And I was sitting up at my lake house with a group of entrepreneurs and I talked to these guys and I said, "Look, what would you do if no one was looking?" And one of my friends runs this massive industrial business. Like, you know, billion-dollar business. And he says, "You know, my happiest moment is behind the oven cooking for people. And I actually would want to start a restaurant." And I said, "Oh, would you want to you just want to own a restaurant?" He said, "No, no, no. I want to be the chef of like a Michelin star restaurant." And he said, "I I feel like I could never do it though because I have so much of my ego tied up in being a business person. And everyone think I would that, you know, I'd gone insane." And and and at that moment I was like, "No, like I wouldn't." But when I think about it, I would definitely be gossiping and going, "Oh my god, he's lost his mind." You know? And so, he, you know, he's escaped the prison and we need to beat him with our batons. And you know, you see this with like legal degrees, bad marriages, disappointing your parents, you know, the industry you've spent 20 years in. And the issue is like all these promises were made by the person you were before, you know, not the person you are now. And so, I realized like I'm in this quicksand. I don't know what to do about it. And in January, I found this book called The Courage to Be Disliked. And it's one of these books where you see the cover and you just instantly kind of know. You're like, "Okay, like this I kind of get it." And it's really interesting. It's written in this very odd way where it's a dialogue between like this wise old man and a a young a young guy. And the core idea is just like seeking recognition is a trap. It's impossible to make everybody happy. And if you try, you're going to end up living somebody else's life. And so, you have to be hated. You have to have the courage to be disliked. And reading this book, it was like someone gave me the keys to my cell. You know, I'm in this cell and there's no walls on either side. They're like, "By the way, there's no walls. You can walk out." And so, my New Year's resolution this year was, "I'm done with the likeability game. I'm going to have the courage to be disliked. And I'm going to say what's true for me." And so, you might have noticed like I've I've been writing a newsletter. I'm talking about all sorts of stuff. I'm talking about, you know, having ADHD and, you know, all my weird businesses and whatever. And I'm just saying, "Fuck it. If people don't get it, that's fine. And, you know, I'm going to keep buying businesses and doing great stuff. And on this side, I'm going to have a bunch of hobbies." Mhm. You know, I like that. When I was in high school, I used to wear mismatched socks. I still wear mismatched socks. But I would like I would leave the house and I would be wearing two different socks. And I to me, I didn't even think twice about it because I don't know. I was just not even Who cares? It's just socks. But everybody would comment on My mom would comment on it on it about out the way the way out the house. What are you doing? She was like horrified. Like I can't believe you're doing this. And I was like, "What do you mean? They're It's just they're both socks. It does Yeah, the pattern doesn't match. Who cares? Who gives a And at school, people would make fun of me for it. Um But they sort of realized like, "Oh, we made fun of him and he just continued doing it." But also, I wasn't even doing it really as like some statement. I just didn't care. Like I just didn't I just decided not to care about socks the same way everybody else did. And I decided that the idea of matching socks really didn't matter to me and maybe it matters to other people, more power to you, but it just just didn't matter to me. And I don't think I realized at the time how important of a like mini lesson or trait that would be in the future. I remember moving to San Francisco and we were self-funding or not self-funding but like I had basically like a billionaire backer. So Michael Birch was funding like this the lab we were using to do startups. We didn't take any outside funding. But one of our companies started to pop and we got I don't know like million users, 2 million users, 3 million users and you know, VCs got a little bit excited. So there's an investor at Founders Fund that reached out. And I took the meeting because I was always intrigued by Peter Thiel and I thought I don't know, maybe this will somehow lead to me meeting Peter Thiel. So let me take this meeting even though I really didn't want investment. And we go in and I started ask you know, he's supposed to ask me about the business. I'm just asking him questions about Founders Fund cuz again, I don't really care if he invests in me or not. I'm just here to like learn about them. And you know, I'm asking him all these questions that if you ask a normal VC, oh what stage do you normally invest in? Answer. Proceed. You know, what's your typical check size? Answer. You know, 500k to a million dollars or whatever. You know, everybody's got like these predefined boxes, labels. What what what industries are what categories do you invest in? B2B SaaS, enterprise, blah blah blah. They have these labels that they were like, you know, and I went to the Founders Fund guy I'm asking the same questions. He's like we just I don't know, we just try to find the you know, singular businesses and then we I don't know, back up the truck. Like how much money do you need? How much money can we put in? Let's get put How much money do you need now then we'll put more money in later. What's see what stage? Who cares? Just go. And so he was And he said that when Peter started Founders Fund, he had almost like a fight club style rule. And the fight club style rule was the only rule is that there are no rules. The rules that we set as a fund are going to limit our ability to find the singular business. And this is why Founders Fund was one of the only VCs to own a ton of Bitcoin and you know, it starting in 2014, 2015. Most VCs couldn't even like buy crypto like by their bylaws basically and they didn't even see Bitcoin as a like they were so blinders on to like we need to find the next Facebook, right? That I mean you need to find the next Mark Zuckerberg that they didn't think that this anonymous Satoshi Nakamoto open source project creating a currency like it broke all the rules. But that was the thing that mattered. And um and so Founders Fund has had a few of these really contrarian bets. They backed Anduril when Silicon Valley like at the time it was completely unpopular to back a weapons company. It was like so like the the the time the the the narrative at the time was that that was a bad thing. In fact, Google had to shut down their weapons project. Uh they were doing a they had a big contract with the Department of Defense and Google just turned it down because their own employees were like this is not right. I don't want to sign up to be part of making weapons and killing, you know? And so the companies, you know, bowed down and the venture capitalists bowed down and there was only a couple of investors and Elad Gil came on this podcast and he he said the day I saw that Google shut that project down, I knew there's a huge opportunity. If anyone was willing to go against the grain and actually build a weapons company, they were going to do phenomenally well. Like it makes total sense for the the US we're going to have a defense department, right? I think everyone agrees in that and the defense department is going to need weapons and if the weapons are built by a high-tech company, that's going to be better than building low-tech old school weapons. Like this all makes sense. And that's when he backed Anduril and Founders Fund backed Anduril. And so I just saw the payoff, you know, in Silicon Valley they call it being contrarian, but what does it feel like in practice? I think it's what you're talking about. The courage to be disliked, the courage to look stupid, right? The ability to think differently, like all these terms that have been floating around, they all sort of apply to this thing. And I I'll share one more story that kind of reminds me of this which is one of my business heroes is uh Jesse Itzler and he came you came to one of our Hoop Group events the the basketball camp we do. So Jesse was there and Jesse was laughing. Uh we were at the table he's just laughing. He's like, all these guys he's like they're all talking about their like crazy ambitious plans. Like this guy's building a city. This guy's building a religion. This guy's building rockets. This guy's building this. And he goes, I'm literally selling a calendar. Cuz his his project right now is called the Big Ass Calendar. It's literally a calendar you put on your wall so you could be a little more intentional about how you're going to spend your time this year. And he's like, I think it matters but like in the grand scheme of this I sell a $19 calendar, you know, it's just funny I'm even funny I'm even here. And here's the guy who reinvented himself 10 times, did not stay in any box, right? Started as a white guy rapper. Then became wrote and that wasn't really fully working out. So he writes us a jingle it becomes the New York Knicks song. He sells a sports jingle company. When when he sells the company he gets to ride on this guy's private jet. He's like, this is amazing. Starts a private jet company. Gets involved in a coconut water brand. Bec- you know, he now hosts a big running event cuz he loves running. He has a sauna company because he loves sauna. And he basically just like almost productized himself and none of the labels that you would you try to whatever label you try to apply to this guy oh he must just be a bus- a brand builder. Then he tells me about how he, you know, invests in this like he he decided that water was going to be really important. He bought he invested in like land that produced really pure water. And I was just like, oh wait, so you're an investor. He's like, well no, I don't really I don't really care about investing. I just so he was unlabelable. And so I I really find a lot of inspiration in people like this. And the the thing that he said that really stuck with me, I was like, so what are you going to do after this? And you know, in this room when you're surrounded by these hyper ambitious, hyper talented people, it's very tempting to just be like, oh I need to ratchet it up the how big my thing sounds, you know, that I'm working on otherwise I'm sort of low status in this room. And he told me he goes, oh I think I'm going to go be an assistant basketball coach with this like local like like like this all black college that's nearby. Like I want to go be the assistant coach. Like I love basketball. He's like, but dude. I was like I was like, what do you why assistant basketball coach? Like clearly not for the money. Like, you know, because you want to get into basketball? He's like, no dude, I just want to be on the bus. He's like, some of the best times in my life were on the bus going to a game. He's like, if I can just be on the bus, oh dude, that's going to be good for the soul. And I just admire this guy having the courage to be like, yeah, I'm going to go do this thing that sounds completely random. But as soon as he says it, it instantly resonated. And like I've actually now an assistant coach for a high school basketball team near me because I was like, dude, I want to get on the bus. That actually makes total sense to me. That was a huge part of my childhood. I would have so much fun doing that even though I don't know how that fits with like the rest of the stuff. It doesn't really need to fit. It just needs to be something I want to do. All that totally resonates. I mean, I think um do you ever listen to Invest Like the Best? Amazing amazing podcast. He has some great guests. But there's definitely an archetype and the archetype is the like autistic super genius investor who is like, I you know, I buy laundry not laundromats. Let's say you know, it's like Brad Jacobs. He's like, I just you know, I choose an industry and then for 5 years I buy every company in it and I take it public and then I make you know, I compound at 30% and then I go do it again and again and again and there's a very clear formula and I have never I've never had a formula and I think the benefit of like there's okay, like I was on Kauai the Hawaiian island and someone goes, you got to go to this donut place. They fry their donuts in coconut oil and they're these purple donuts made of sweet potato. And I'm like, okay. So I go I go and I you know, it's the amazing delicious donuts and I start talking to the guy behind the counter and uh he says, oh yeah, we're we're expanding. We just we just did one in LA and I said, what? You're you're like a a little tiny donut shop on Kauai. Like how did that happen? And he goes, do you know Kevin Rose? And I'm like, yeah, I know Kevin Rose really well. What what are you talking about? And he goes, Kevin came and he ate these donuts and he loved them and so he invested like $10 million in our business and now we're scaling it across the country. Now, Kevin is a fascinating guy. I mean, last time I talked to Kevin he's like, yeah, I did the donut company and then I'm flying to Sweden tomorrow and I'm meeting with Teenage Engineering which is like this audio file company or whatever. And then you know, he told me about this Alzheimer's this company that's doing an Alzheimer's drug he invested in. None of those things fit together in a box and Kevin is a great example of when I see Kevin on a podcast, I jump. Like I have to listen to it. Like the random show with Tim Ferriss is like my favorite show in the world and both of those guys have been so good at not allowing anyone to put them in a box and as a result they've created this magnet. Like the guys on if if like I had two options. Let's say I can be value investor Andrew with my formula. It'll be very good for raising money. I can go on Invest Like the Best. I can tell my clean story. I'll look like a duck and quack like a duck, right? There's a lot of positives to that. You get less hate, easy to raise money, you know, investors like it whatever. But if you're just interesting and you share what you're doing like Kevin Rose does, really interesting things come to you and I would argue like most of our best businesses come from me. It's like you know, I was a barista and I got obsessed with coffee and I bought Aeropress. I love movies and I I tried to invest in film. So I actually like had this period where I was like flying down to Hollywood and meeting people and looking into investing in movies and stuff. And I looked at it and I was like, I'm going to lose so much money. And at that same time, I happened to be in Auckland with Tim Ferriss randomly and I um I was I was in town and I went, oh there's this guy who runs Letterboxd. I should have a coffee with him. And that coffee literally I had coffee with Matt and I made an offer for the business within 4 hours. So like these things happen randomly and I think you need to create that magnet for interesting people and entrepreneurs to seek you out. And I I don't know that anybody listens to um you know, the autistic super genius talk about his formula and spreadsheet for buying a type of business and goes I want to do business with that guy. I want to sell my business to that person. Maybe there's a certain type where that is appreciated, but that's not my jam, you know? And and and you know, I'm going to get my two to three percent hate quota for that and that's just fine by me. Well, you're going to get the hate either way. You you think those you think the the ASG crowd doesn't get the hate? Of course they do, too, right? You're going to get the hate either way. Yeah, if you're not getting the hate, you probably haven't, you know, it's just a signal you haven't really done enough yet. You haven't made it. >> And how how jealous are you of you are you by the way of those guys, right? I I wish that I could be that focused. I wish I get that excited about buying, you know, waste management businesses. I I do it, but it's just not true, you know, it's not true to me or you. >> Why would I be jealous of something that I would be miserable of? You imagine My First Million if every time you just talked about one vertical? Be the most boring podcast of all time. >> Dude, the greatest hack in the world is if you're going to be jealous, be jealous of the inputs not the outputs. All right? I just said something profound, so pull over your car, write this down, okay? Listen. Mo- everybody looks at the result that somebody has in their life and they get jealous of the result. And that leads you astray because you don't even really know what it takes to be that, to get that, to have that, right? If you're going to be jealous, it's hard to So, most people try to just turn off the jealousy knob. I'm just not going to do it. Well, good luck with that. It's a pretty tough thing to do to really truly kill envy inside you, right? There's a certain level of enlightenment and wisdom you need to reach to truly just never feel that envy again. So, instead, just redirect it. Tr- get envious of people whose inputs you're jealous of, their day-to-day, the the work that they do. And if you're like, man, I would love for my day to look like that. I would love to work like that. Not the not the results of the work, but the work. And so, for example, Bill Simmons is a guy like this. I don't know how much you know about Bill Simmons, but he's a sports podcaster. But before that, he was a he was a blogger, you know, he tried to get hired by newspaper, they rejected him. So, he starts his own Boston sports guy blog. And he's just sitting there writing about his hometown sports cuz, you know, since he was 4 years old, his dad's been taking him to Boston sports games. And he somehow like blogged his way literally to like ESPN ended up giving him his own section. Then when he's at ESPN, he's like, I'm not just like And he And by the way, they're like, he's a call- he's a journalist. No, well, he doesn't do journalism. He's just writing as a fan. So, I guess we'll call him a columnist. No, he's not really a columnist. I guess he's a blogger. We couldn't By the time they were trying to figure out one label, he goes and creates 30 for 30. He reinvents the sports documentary space. And he pulls that off. And then he gets fired at ESPN for for speaking his mind. And he goes and he leaves and he starts The Ringer. And it's a podcast network and then he always build a podcaster. He sells it to Spotify, makes hundreds of millions of dollars. And there's this great clip the other day that came out of like this big trade happened in the NFL and there's this clip clip in The Ringer office and Bill is carrying a microphone in one hand and a chair. And he's like basically like jogging through the hallway cuz he wants to go join one of the other Ringer podcast to come talk about this trade that just happened. Like that's not his podcast. He doesn't need to be there. He's got all the money in the world. He could be on a yacht. He could be on an island. And he's sitting there running with a chair and a mic cuz he really wants to go talk to friends about what's going on in the world of sports cuz that's what he loves to do. So, I'm jealous of Bill Simmons not because he sold his company for hundreds of millions of dollars or has a popular podcast, but because the guy gets to talk to his buddies about the thing that he loves all day and when he doesn't have to be, right? And so, I'm jealous of the inputs. And so, you know, I think that's a a thing that if more people did, you could kind of use your jealousy as more of a compass to figure out what you really want to go do. I think if more people knew the behind the scenes of a lot of these super wealthy people, they wouldn't want that life. Like the there's a lot of there's a lot of sad very wealthy people, as you know. I think the trick is how do you figure out what you're great at and you actually enjoy cuz there's things I'm great at that I just don't enjoy. Like sales. I love pitching and selling and talking to people or or sorry, I'm very good at it. But I I actually enjoy it makes my life worse. I it's it's misery, right? And so, I think like, you know, for me, I started out headphones on, coding, making websites. 20 years later, I've realized I can write and talk about things I'm passionate about and that creates opportunity, which I can then funnel into all my various businesses. Like I think being a human router and just doing the thing you're great at. You're doing this, too. I mean, it's like Ben might run all the day-to-day operations. You just get to go and do the thing you you're amazing at and it benefits your business in a profound way and I think that's the trick. Well, I I would even push back. It's not even that, oh man, there's all these wealthy people who are miserable. There's a lot of wealthy people who are happy doing something that you would be completely unhappy doing. I remember when we got bought by Twitch and I was like, oh, you know, I get to meet Emmett. He was my boss. He's the founder of Twitch. He did the thing that I had been trying to do. He started a tech company. It like took over the space that he was in. It became like one of the few social networks that was out there. That's what I was trying to do before that. And, you know, the guy sold his company for a billion dollars and here he was running this thing. And it was like a big part of the internet. I think Twitch was like the I don't know, the second biggest consumer of bandwidth or something that year. Like it was a crazy. And I saw his day. And he was happy doing it, which was basically he sat in the board room on the ninth floor of the office at a long table and he sat at the front and the CEO sat next to him and then teams would come in 30 minutes at a time and they would sit down, they would put a memo in front of him, he would read it, he would ask them questions, he would grill them and sometimes he'd be like, this sounds fantastic, can't wait to see what's next. And sometimes he'd be like, this doesn't make any sense to me and he would kind of rip them apart and then they would be like, leave, go back, they would do a week of work and come back again the next week for their weekly 30-minute meeting with him. And that's what he did all day. And I just remember looking at that and being like, thank god I saw this because this is not what I would want. I thought this was my dream. I thought like literally what he was do- what he had done was the dream for me, dream outcome. And I realized like that would be kind of a nightmare of a life. And so, wait, what if that's the nightmare, not the dream, then what's the dream? And then you start asking and you start looking around and you start thinking about what would be really interesting and that's when I started the podcast cuz I looked at Tim Ferriss and others and I thought, that sounds pretty fun. And so, easy hack cuz I'm starting a new content project, my first new kind of big content project since My First Million, and the hack the the trick is instead of asking instead of trying to think about what would be really popular, what would get millions of views, what would get millions of subscribers, the better question is, what would I have fun doing 3,000 times? Cuz if I do it 3,000 times, I'm probably going to get good at it and I'm probably going to stick with it and I'm probably going to get a good result, sure. But like, more importantly, like I'm going to go do it 3,000 times. I better really be like, let me optimize for that instead of optimize for what might work. Let me ask you this. Are you leaving your your your cell? Are you breaking out of your cell? Is it something that people go, wow, this is like crazy. I It's like when Tim Ferriss launched his card game or he wrote his like he made that weird crypto project. Is it one of those? Uh it's it's I've explored that wide, like totally we- totally we- move go make a movie, create a Broadway play. Like I've explored all that. Uh and there's like things, but that's not the active thing I'm working on. Um One of them is, I would say different in that it's a different mode to be in. So, for example, this podcast is live, it's improvised, it's unedited. I get on here and I just do me. And then I don't really think about it after the fact. There's a team that basically takes it, they edit it, they title it, they package it, they send it out there and I don't really think about it again. Whereas the thing I'm doing right now is a little bit more of a craftsman approach. It's like, I'm not just going to improvise it and it's this like, you know, three weeks later that's kind of gone. I'm going to make a new one. It's like, no, I'm going to make one thing. It's going to be great. But that means I'm going to really like have to be a craftsman about this and I'm going to really have to go and take a take a scalpel to this and try to like make it as great as I possibly can, which is not a mode I'm normally in. That's awesome. I mean, it's like the happiest I've been in the last 10 years is writing my book. Just headphones on, doing something and and actually shipping something that will be relevant hopefully in 20 years that you can go back to. Yeah. And there's something so ephemeral about podcasting and tweeting and all the other stuff. So nice to zoom out. Totally. Well, Andrew, thanks for coming on again, man. It's always good to good to hang and uh yeah, you want to shout out anything? Your newsletter? Any- anything you want to shout out? Uh yeah, I mean, that's mostly I haven't really actually been tweeting very much. I've been um posting on my newsletter and I really love it. I sit down like once a month and I kind of do like what Tim Ferriss and Kevin do. I just like write about all the random things I'm excited about. Sometimes it's about business, sometimes it's about other stuff. Um but yeah, people can sign up neverenough.com. Uh the newsletter's there and I I love it. Like it's it's been so it's um been so much more enjoyable to just sit down and actually write something formally and take my time instead of like tweeting out toilet thoughts randomly and then fighting with trolls. All right, man. Good to see you. Yeah, great to see you, dude.
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