Welcome one, welcome all. My name is Megalodon and I'm touching your balls. I legitimately had a little pep talk with myself today before I started stream. I was feeling a little anxious and I was like, "Okay, just don't be screaming and then it won't make you more anxious." LEON. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. WHAT THE And then I was like, well, also maybe I should try not to be LWD crew today. Let me come inside of you. I'm booting to Shadow Lord 420 in front of 1,700 people. Bro, if I just sit here, he just like gives me dinner and a show. >> There's some nasty balls in this place. But I can get you across. >> Bro, you should CHECK MY PANTS. >> OH, he said falls, not balls. Okay, it has to be raw or else I don't want it. Raw men. Me when I survive off raw men. M. Oh god. >> Hi. >> A lot of protein. Um, I told myself I wasn't going to do this today. Chat, I wasn't going to do this today. Chad, I'm an adult woman. Poor Okay. Well, I'll just I'll just continue to say every single thing that comes to my mind and then have some awkward pauses whenever I don't actually have anything to say. And I thought I did. Chat, I want to have a prostate so bad. I feel like that's so cool. Oh, >> I'm going to that book. No smoking. >> There goes my There goes my crack addiction. Do you know you can use poppy flowers to make opioids? Don't do that. I can't motorboat myself. Can I? Can I? I didn't know you were going to be able to. I thought Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Chad. Am I a L trooper? Let's go to my bedroom for some privacy. Looking. Looking. It's getting hard. I want to touch it so bad. I like how stiff it is. Yep. Get it out. Do do what you got to do. Yeah. There you go. There you go. Oh, good job. Good job. Oh my god, it's all over my keyboard. I'm going to raise your pants up just to above your knees and I'm going to lick the out of your kneecaps. You're you're going to be like, "OH, OH, OH, MY KNEECAPS." And and this is going to be me on your on your knees. And you're going TO BE LIKE, "OH, PLEASE. MY KNEES. MY KNEES." And you're going to BE LIKE, "STOP, PLEASE. OH GOD. EW. EW. EW." AND AND and I'm not going to stop licking your knees. Wait a minute. What the did I just