What's wrong with it? Something wrong with this random. Oh, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. You'll have like about a 10-minute tutorial you got to roll through. I'll be here just hitting sick lines and and pissing dudes. I'm going to entertain my chat while you're doing all that. All right. All right. Fine, fine, fine. Make sure I'm going to make sure I'm jingling the keys in front of the children. Here we go. What happened? Let's try that again. Perfect. Damn, boy. I got a rigger mortise, boy. I'm stuck in midair. Ain't nothing wrong with me. I just be doing crazy in this game, not even reacting no more. It's just like second nature to me. I'm just going to be casually skating with these guys. I don't even know if this will be a video. I'm just here to play and stream it. it. Wahoo. Give me some time. Holy Oh my god. You can do it. That's crazy. Right now. Oh my god. Land it. Ah. I'm going to put a couple ramps down and try and land on them. That's my plan. In this stream, I just want to do tricks I can do IRL. That's it. It's the only ones I'm trying to do. Really? Me too, dude. I'm only doing uh face plants. It's so good. Face plants. Oh my god. Let's go, dude. I'm retiring. This is my car now. Oh, I see you. I see you. Yeah. Uh the party system is a little buggy sometimes. What up, grandma? Let me take a look at those. Stop looking at my yet. Let me take a look at them. You can't even see anything. I tried to put on a crop top. I don't even care anymore, bro. I'm just going to go skate. See you. I got you. Go to sleep. Is that you putting your stuff, man? Let's go. Don't bother me. Oh, sick. Finally, a drop in. Woo! Yeah. Me next. Me next. Go ahead. Oh my. Yo, my turn. My turn. You ready for this You ready? Yo, what are you going to hit? You just disappeared. Oh no. Grandma. Grandma dead. Come here. We're here. Oh my god, bro. That That actually looks like you. That's crazy. What am I doing? We're being freaks. Let me take off the hat. Yes. Wow. Look at us. All right, hold on. Let's get serious in a place. Oh, cool. Now we have somewhere to skate. This is so sick. It the bench was cursed. Don't go on the bench. Does Smitty pay his taxes? Interesting question. Let's move on. Hi, IRS. Nice try, buddy. You have to be height three for this. What's happening to me, bro? I'm in a Michael Jackson, bro. I'm about to do Michael Jackson. Yo, catch my ass, bro. Catch my leg. Blow this rib. I about to hit the ground. High speed. High speed, boy. This Hold me up. Hold me up. Falling in slowmo. I'm falling in slowmo, boy. Oh, boy. I will come back down in a second. Don't worry about me now. You straight up this view on me is crazy looking. God, when he invented ribeye, wait, is that Oh, there he is. Oh. Oh, damn. So, you know what I mean? Like you Yeah. Yeah. Check this out. Hold on. I got this. The one down here. Down here. This one's moving. Oh, yeah. I am in the atmosphere, guys. You should teleport to me right now. Now you should find a way to do it. I see you spinning. I'm teleporting to you right now. Oh Holy Wait. Pull up the skateboard. Pull up the skateboard. Do some I want to teleport you guys. Anything. Holy Is your body? Oh my god. On the event horizon. All right. I'm going to teach you guys something. This is really cool. Come, come down here. Come down here. Um, so apparently you can power slide down. That's what I'm trying to do, Get a little more speed. Get a little more speed there, Paul. Too much speed. Go at it at an angle and like try and Yeah, just try and pull back on the same side you're going down. Car, did you go around? I Yeah. Okay. Wait, I landed on the ramp. Did you land it? I was going to say go for the ramps I set up earlier. That's crazy. Oh, he's dead. He died. This looks good. We got a lot of options now. First try. First try. Surely. Oh no, dude. I had that That's crazy. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh my god. There's so many ramps over here. It's like a surely we goddamn lineup. What does LBX do? Somebody told me to do that. Hold on. Let me land this and I'll tell you. Oh my god. Oh god. I hit a truck immediately. I did land it though. Okay, set your board up like this. That's up. Get back over here. You're going to push forward on your left analog stick to drop in, but when you do it, immediately hit the bail trigger. So, right bumper, left bumper, and both analog sticks. Okay. Oh my. I'm 407,000 80 90,000 me away. I'm 100,000 m away. After you do the drop in by hitting forward on left stick, how far out? Immediately bail. Immediately hit the bail trigger, which is right bumper, left bumper, and push both analog sticks in. Bro, aren't you a Counter Strike game? How is this so hard? This is a I got the bail part now. He's not doing it fast enough. You're going to the bail. It's all in the head. There you go. There you go. Dude, there's so many buses in the way, guys. Good There is a traffic jam in the city right now, boys. Oh. All right, let's go, boys. I'll eat him. What a move. To figure out what it's like, just go ahead and roll down and then just go off this ramp. Yep. Okay, hold on. This is This is actually kind of crazy. Oh You see that big arc in the middle? I see. You see here? Oh, I hit it. Damn. They set this up. Nice. Dude, I'm actually in poop position. Like, this is this is like poop position. Crime dude. Actually, this is crazy. Flom, you got to see this, dog. You spaghetti. I'm just going to give it a sec cuz it's being All right, follow me. This is the line. I fell. God, my placement work for the air, guys. Teleport to one of us, bro. What's your problem? Are you not? Dude, are you a child? Dude, he literally has never played a video game with a waypoint before. You do not have You don't have to off the second ramp, do you? I do for me. Oh, we almost all had all three of us. How do I get off the like this dish, bro? Damn. We got it. It's funny. I placed that ramp based on where I landed when I first did it and I haven't been able to do it since. Just kidding. Come on. Oh, I almost hit a c just a basic ramp on a map. Damn. These games make you work for it, dude. It's like pure It's pure elation when you get it, too. So clean. Oh my god. Ah, dude. Oh, look at my board, bro. Look at the board. Is there a way to look at your replay, I guess? Crazy. God, just move the thing up two feet and we got it, dude. This is This is This This is it. This is it. No, it's the same spot. Every time, dude. This my miser. All right. Just me. I'm going I'm going to get it. You died so I can live. Oh, what? Dude, you got to be kid out of that land. I'm I got scammed. I got scammed. Oops. I'm going to get a first try here. Come on. Yes. Truck. That was crazy. I'm going to wait here. Oh. Oh my god. Tucker. Yeah, that was sick. No, no. I help you out. Hold on. I'll come over. You okay? Hey, I'm Wait, wait. I want you to land there. I start hitting you with it. Wake up, dude. Whoever lands this first, Tucker. God, I got you, buddy. Don't worry. Don't beat me. Oh, no way. Whoever lands this first can stop being friends with me. Oh my god, I got hurt. I'm locking. I'm locking. I'm locking. I'm locking. The dish. Like the dish. You see that metal bar? Do you go above it or do you go under? No. No. I land. Guys, did you see that? I got above it. Oh, here it comes. Yes, sucker. Yes, dude. I know what the problem is. What am I doing, bro? I know what the problem is. Where is it? All right. Perfect. I'm ready. First try, I believe. Just come back fresh from retirement. I believe in God now. No. Almost, dude. Almost. Hit it, sucker. Bye, sucker. Hit it. Yes, sir. No problem. Come on. Come on. Come on. You You You got to be kidding me, bro. Look at this goddamn thing. Look at that. Look at that bro. Look at that thing. Yeah. Look at Look at this Wait. Watch. I got like a I have like a horror movie angle, bro. This is crazy. That is the best controller. That's what I'm on. The hell? Damn. How did I land and you just like that? Oh no. What? Stop it. What? What? What? I'm doing a Chewy. Whoa. Look at him. He got his leg up and everything. Concerned. Should I see a doctor about this one? That can't be healthy. Hold on. Let me just pop it back in place. Ready? Oh, there we go. There we go. Oh, still a little messed up here. Okay, so there's two options. So, you can either You see that hole in the church? that or the window that's open. I'll place a ramp in there so we can actually land. There's like a If you go through the window, you'll see some scaffolding. All righty. You'll see that. I'm going to place a ramp on it. Damn. I am going to I'm going to jump over the church, bro. Almost over. Wait. Come on. I want to try and hit both those ramps and then transfer off the back one to the right like this. No, dude. I landed it and then What's wrong with it? Something wrong with this ramp. Oh, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Yeah, it's not a big deal. I've already got this. No big deal. A Wait, can I fly back out the window? Nope. Oh, that's a great angle. Oh my god. Just in. Yeah. Here we go. Easy, easy. Oh my. If I had a ramp down there, that would I'm putting a one down here just in case. I'm putting one down here just in case. That was insane. Take me to church. I hate that song so much. Oh, I turned my body. I would have had it. That was like the Keemstar scream. Oh, I see what you're saying. Oh, I'm counting that. I don't care. I don't care. I'm counting it. I landed that up. Hold on. Hey, bro. Wake up. What the Hey, bro. Wake up. Hey, are you okay? Are you okay? I'm trying to manual on the ledge. The ledge is so small. I was trying to like no comply onto it and then manual. No comply then manual onto it. Yeah. Good luck. Done. Oh, that Oh my god. Oh my god. That was crazy, actually. I don't know. It just looked really clean. Did somebody just remove the rail? No, it's still there. I'm going to put an umbrella in the I got an idea with it. Yeah. Wait, it's going to it's going to go crazy, actually. It's like a obstacle. Dude, I want to do this so bad. Yes. Come around this way and then just start power sliding around this. Yo, what the hell? This is physics, bro. This is how it works in real life. This is This is uh high friction wheels. Say you ain't never skated before. Just tell me, bro. I'd be doing this when I was like 12. I never skated before. I could tell. Kids never had You guys never had a childhood. Then I could tell you this If you questioning this being a real skater, bro. Wait, is someone Are you serious? Oh my god. Someone just cracked the code in my chat and told me how to go around. I just did it. Wait, how are you doing? Go all the way around like once or not all the way, but almost. And then once you're like about to like fly off, start manually. Holy dude. That's crazy. Oh, it touched the ground. Oh my god. Becky, move that bus. Oh, no problem. Clear the bus. Oh, come on. You son of a dude. Good luck. Have fun. Be safe. Oh, I got it. This is the one. Come on. Power. Damn, bro. I made it, though. All right. Thanks for watching me become a professional at being a dumbass in this game. Wahoo. Oh,