All rise for the honorable Judge Justice. Welcome to Love and Justice, the show where relationships bring their problems into the courtroom. Today we have Tori and Tion. Tori claims her psychic dreams prove her boyfriend Tion has been cheating. First, we'll hear opening statements. >> This is absolutely crazy >> and he's aing Virgo. >> Then Bert and I will dive into evidence. Oh god, they're naturally. Then finally, I'll return the verdict. Now listen, I had a little bit of a bender last night. I uh I don't know, texted an ex. One thing led to another. Let's just say I'm not in the right mind. So, if we can get through this kind of quickly. Let's start with some opening statements. Great. Yeah. I'm Tion. Um I've been with Tori for about 9 months and uh she claims to have supernatural powers. Because of this, she had a dream that I cheated on her, which is absolutely false. And uh thus broke up with me swiftly. And uh I want some justice. >> That's why we're here, brother. >> Thank you. >> Honestly, >> Tori, if you want to go ahead. I I hear you're you think there's some infidelity. >> I'm Tori. I'm a vegan. I am currently on a paleo diet. >> By the way, >> so my grandmother and my mother and I have always had the ability spiritually to be able to energy read or read. We're all guided by uh crystal stones, but we've always been able to um have very strong premonitions, a very strong intuition when it comes to circumstances. Essentially, I had this intuition and this premonition that he cheated. I mean, he did. I'm very upset that Tion has decided to bring me to court here today because he makes fun of just my practices and things that I do for my well-being. I can't wait to just cleanse myself after this because honestly, this is it's a it's a lot. Um, let me get a quick debrief. Again, I'm running on fumes here. Uh, Baiff, can you just give me a quick rundown why I've gathered this um Asian female thinks she has supernatural powers? I think it's just paranormal poppycock about this uh the black guy um apparently cheating on her from the dream/ premonition she claimed and he's saying this complete nonsense. >> Thank you. I I had the same assessment minus a couple words. But um >> Tori, let's hear what evidence you have today. >> So I come from a very long ancestry and cultural lineage uh Korean background to be exact. Very grand soul in you. >> My grandmother. >> So the joke that for the jury is it the capital right of South Korea is soul. That >> is correct. >> So when I say you got a lot of soul in you, it's actually a double joke because it's that she's also with a black guy. I'm going to read a couple of my entries and then I'm going to kind of just channel my energy here if that's okay in court to do. >> As long as you don't bring a demon. >> Uh July 11th, 2026, 5:30 a.m. What I thought would be a new beginning has turned into a premature Saturn's return. Last night, I had a dream that Tion was out her. >> Excuse me. >> I thought that in my mind, and you verbalized it. Excuse me. He was uh pleasuring this girl. >> Thank you. This is going to be a respectful courtroom. >> Have you had other dreams where um your boyfriend put his black chopstick inside your poo platter? >> Absolutely not. >> Interesting. >> Interesting. And thank you for clarifying that. Go ahead. >> I felt cold when she came. That's when I woke up. >> You said you woke up paralyzed in fear and you were really cold. >> Exactly the moment when she came. >> Were you also wet? >> No. >> Sorry. So, there's certain things that we say in the courtroom that could get both of us sued. >> Oh. >> So, so asking asking if um our wonderful pliff um was uh might fall under that. >> I don't understand. >> Yeah. Sorry. He cheated on you in real life, but you just had an inkling that he did it. >> Yes. It was a premonition to be exact. My grandmother had the same thing about her husband, my grandfather. >> And then he came clean and was like, "I did cheat." >> To say he came clean, no. But he was confronted at the soul >> cuz you're South Korean. You said the soul thing. That's awesome. Okay, Tion. Uh, I understand you have some evidence or things you'd like to say as well. >> Yes. Um, >> I'm sorry. Hold on for one second. How do you spell your name? Uh, T E O N M N. Like a >> I mean, night. >> What's going on with you today? We throwing the N word around. Is it >> I'm black. It's kind of like what we do. Yeah, but it feels like you, you know, >> he's not wrong. I mean, I we we do that. You know what it is. >> Yeah, we know what it is. >> We Okay, we know what it is. >> We We know what it is. All right, keep going. >> Yeah. Yeah. Uh we've been dating for 9 months and uh it was great. Uh I have been an absolutely perfect gentleman. I hold the door open for her. Trying to make sure she doesn't get in that uh driver's seat cuz she's Asian woman, right? >> He can't drive her either. >> That's That is >> I'm making a racial joke right now. Can we please Sorry. >> Please. >> I just If when people disrupt my racism, it >> Sorry. Go ahead. >> I come into my own home and it's just filled with incense. >> You said it's filled with incest. >> Sense. Sense. Incense. >> Incense. >> Oh, incense. >> About to say. >> Okay. And I believe in like zodiac stuff and no I'm it's cool. I'm a Virgo. I get it. >> He's a Virgo so he wouldn't get it. >> This is what I'm talking about. >> This is what we're talking about, brother. >> We uh brother. Love saying that. >> Brother go ahead Jamal. >> Okay. Just let that go. Uh I have extensive evidence as to why I think all of this is absolutely insane. Yeah, >> your honor, I have this picture of um Wiccan things. >> Uh Bert, can you please bring me the picture that he printed out on uh >> printer? >> Thank you, sir. >> Your honor, this is what my house is filled with constantly. And if you look very closely to the to the right, there is this little vial. It says he h he blessing something. >> I see that, >> right? Hikate is the Greek god of witchcraft, magic, and ghosts. >> You know what I'm talking about. don't with ghosts. >> Oh, we know what you're talking about. >> We Okay. Uh, so a lot of witchcraft in the home. Uh, okay. Well, let's let's get some witnesses. Uh, Tori, you brought a friend named Alex. >> Yes. She's also my twin flame and soul sister. >> Amazing. Um, she has some insight on the situation. Let's bring in Alex. Nice. Sorry. >> What was that about? >> I could see you're not I could see anyway. Alex. >> Hi, my name's Alex. I'm single and um I'm Cuban. >> Oh, dude. I'd smoke that cigar. >> I don't even care if it's illegal. >> Did you say you were single or taken? >> I'm single. >> So, you're not taken? >> No. Would you like to be? >> No, sir. No. >> Oh, >> okay. >> What? But I mean, that was just for him, right? >> Yeah. For you. I'll I'll consider it. >> Oh, the Lord knew today. >> Your case is looking good. Tori, >> can we get to the dang story? What are we doing, man? This is crazy. >> So, Tori um and I were going to go out one night and >> to the club before she met this douchebag. >> Yeah, loser. >> I'm not I thought he was guilty the whole time, by the way. What the? Hold on, man. >> I ordered us an Uber, right? All our friends got in the car and Tori clutches her necklace and she's like, I'm not feeling good energy from this Uber driver. We need to get out. And I'm like, Tori, what's going on? Like, come on. We're already in the car. Let's go. But I still listen to my sister and and this guy got in an accident that night. This girl's intuition's nuts. >> It's awesome. >> Throw that away. He's a Gemini. >> I'm a Virgo. No, you're not. That's even worse. >> My guy. Dude. >> Huh? >> Why aren't you all? >> You're guilty, dude. There's nothing I can do. >> Remember, I'm a Scorpio. The wing you want. >> Sorry, Alex. I appreciate you. >> All right. Can I go now? >> You can go anywhere you'd like. I'll follow. Huh? Wait in the parking lot. It's the nice car. >> What? >> Exactly. You can go anywhere you want, including my bedroom. Stop. >> What the hell was that? >> You ever hit both? >> I mean, uh, >> no. Oh god, they're natural. >> Okay, they seem a little enhanced, but I with it. >> Yeah, same here. >> All right. >> Okay. Oh, looks like we have another witness. Actually, Tori's grandfather, but being called up by you. >> Yes. >> Why would you call my grandfather? >> You know why? >> No. Why would you bring his energy into here? Why would >> Because he has to deal with the same thing that I do with his wife. Are you kidding me? You can't see that? I would like to call in her grandfather. >> Let's bring him in. >> Can you translate welcome to the courtroom to Korean? >> What the actual >> Say what? >> Oh my god. Sorry. Uh, hi. >> Hi there. >> How'd you learn that? >> Learn what? >> Like the god's language. >> What? >> I was born here. >> Uh, not the way you just said that. What's your name, sir? >> Martin. >> We don't know what you said. You want to talk to the guy? >> It's Martin. It's Martin. >> Okay, sir. >> Tell her about what you have to deal with in your wife's relationship. >> I loved your grandmother, but you know, she was she had all weird things about her. >> Was it arranged or do they what was how do they do it over there? >> No, >> I made a soul joke earlier. You would appreciate it. >> She had these premonitions, too. And she had these feelings about me cheating on her. Same thing with with you, Tion. >> Were you born in the north side or the south? >> What? >> I was born on Lower East Side Manhattan. >> Tion's a great guy. Obviously, you had something going. >> Yes. Yes, that's >> So, why not continue it? >> Essentially, you're saying his wife, your grandmother, used to always have premonitions and he never cheated. So, that proves that you never cheated. >> Yes. It's all in their heads. Okay, great. Thank you, guy. Okay. Um, listen, I have got a I got an expert sometimes that comes in on on different topics. Um, let's bring in Steve. >> Hey, brother. Good to see you. Nice to see you again. >> Yeah, we got a classic uh she says stuff. He doesn't like a situation. >> Of course. >> Steve, do you mind kind of just telling the courtroom who you are, what you do? >> Yes. up. My name is Steve Crawford and I'm a medium of psychic. I'm also an expert on exposing fake psychics because of my background and training in trickery and in part of the expression witchcraft and psychic phenomenon. >> Yeah. So, this is a guy I uh we did some TUC back in ' 04 together and >> ever since then I I started seeing a couple things and I trusted him with my life. >> Stevie Boy, give him help. With the court's permission, I would like to warm up by demonstrating >> other you want to. >> Okay. We knew that was going to happen before it happened. It was either it or the flag. And I'm not going to knock over a flag. >> Hey, God hearing America. Huh? So, your honor, members of the jury, my ba friend, this is the part where we will determine whether this young lady has an above average psychic ESP skill for this demonstration. You are going to name the colors. Just start rapid fire as they go. Go. >> Red, black, red, red, black, black. Red, red, black, red, black. >> Ladies and gentlemen, I want to say something. You were phenomenal. You told me these were red. I really don't like touching zakods. Would you take these, please? Um, and come over here where I'm standing. Just one at a time, please. his face out just like I did. >> Guilty. He's guilty, right? >> I have never seen a demonstration this strong in all of my career. >> I believe it. >> That he cheated. >> Got to be >> cheater. Are you kidding me? That's crazy, dude. What are you talking? You know what? It's fine. >> LaMarcus, I had someone who's a professional come in and tell me magic stuff. My name is not the Marcus dog. >> Tion, right? >> Thank you. >> With an N like in Nick Knight. >> Thanks everybody. Clap it up. Magic guy. >> Thank you. >> Thank you for having me. I like this judge. >> Thanks. I like you too, brother. >> You actually send me a dime. Magic guy said she's good. >> That's cool. It's It's a cool trick. >> She's back crazy. There there hasn't been a thing today that's made any sense to me. But she had an absolute smoke show walk through this courtroom who I'm trying to get intimate with. So it's not looking good for you. Uh basically I'm probably going to side with whatever she's going to say so I could um act like a credit card and get inside that slit. You know what I mean? Huh? >> Hell yeah. Listen, I'm going to let the jury ask one question to each of you and then we're just going to wrap this thing up. Go ahead. Keon, who is Daniel, Marcus, Demarcus, Jamal, Tog Dog? No, >> they're just nicknames that your honor, Justice, gave me. That's not my name. >> What's your name? >> Tion. Little Tion? >> Nope. >> Lamar? >> Nope. >> Dan? >> Okay. Is this really the question that y'all want to ask? >> We're in the courtroom. It's a question. >> Help us decide. >> Cool. You want to uh ask the girl something? >> It's Tori. Tori, can you um describe the sex dream in as much detail as possible? >> Yes. >> Especially the oral sex part. >> Yeah, I have it right here. >> Is it okay if I have Bert read this? >> Yeah, sure. >> Oh, excellent. Can I record this? >> Okay. >> Yeah. Huh? Can I record this? >> Yeah, feel free. >> All right. July 11, 2026 at 5:30 a.m. Last night, I had a dream that Tion was out dot dot dot her. All right, ellipsies. Okay, in his car while he was pleasuring her, I felt trapped. He stopped using ice cubes to help me. Ironically, I felt cold when I woke up. Right when Ava orgasmmed. Today I'm going to take care of myself and do some Reiki even though it's not Tuesday. Okay. Thank you, Bert. No problem. >> Okay. I got to talk to the jury about what I'm going to do with him. So, why don't you two head out that door and uh we'll call you back in when needed. Uh >> thank you, your honor. >> Of course. If you see that little dime piece out there, >> that's not happening. >> What? I didn't like that. >> Uh, yeah. What do we think? >> Well, Alex is very hot. >> So, I mean, I don't know. I think it's open and shut. >> I'm hoping to open the clam and and and feel the clam with that statement when she left. I have a fear that clam's closed. >> I agree. Yeah. >> So, it's like, why are we going to help this crazy witch if I can't even hit? >> Anyway, anybody else got opinions? >> I mean, I'm on Ton's side. I feel like uh having a dream someone cheated isn't like valid proof, you know? He seems like a seems like a good guy. >> Yeah. >> And he's black. So, >> I'm going that definitely matters. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. We got to stick together. We have to stick together. >> I still have to wait in my chart. >> Oh, yeah. I mean, she's crazy, but you're hitting it off with her. So, even if you don't side with her, I think probably hit it off and go on a date, something, you know. >> Well, no, not Al. I I want Alex. I don't want >> No, not her. I'm saying you guys were hitting it off. I saw you. Okay, let's bring back in um them. Thank you, homeboy. Uh great. Uh jury, can I get your birth? >> Oh, here you go, your honor. >> Thank you. In the case of Tori against my brother, we the jury find Oh, Tion. Yes. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. That's That's my That's my name. Yes. You got it. Thank you. >> Not guilty for the crime of infidelity. >> Oh, here. >> Yeah. >> Let's give that one. >> Come on. Come on. Let's give it to Give it to me. Give it up. >> They always have such cool handshakes. Uh so, so, so Tori, you do have a punishment for coming in here and lying on a great black man's name. To punish you for these false allegations, I sentence you to a baptism to rid you of your witchcraft and demonism. Bert, please grab the tank. Father priest, it is wonderful to have you in my courtroom once again to deliver one of your miraculous baptisms. We here have a demon, a disgusting witch, and I need to rid her of all her malice. >> I'm a Pisces, so I like water, but this is not it. >> You want to get waterboarded today? Well, >> there's a curse put on you. >> What? Whoa. Don't worry. I can undo it with my African voodoo. Do it. Do it now. Thank you. >> That was a bunch of >> All right, get her wet. >> This evil spirit that has invaded your body must be removed so that your soul can go back to Korea. >> A call back joke. He did a call back joke which is awesome. And to your divine creator, step in front of the font, please. In the name of the evil one that has allowed you to avoid love and hope, >> son of the devil. >> I know he cheated on me. This is literally full of This is literally full of You guys are doing this cuz I'm a Pisces. >> Magician made me here now somehow. A magician guy. He did magic. I was over there moments ago and now I'm interest. I baptize you in the name of the high one, the low one. and the spooky one. >> I'm not 100% sure who he was praying to really. >> Your honor, are you questioning my >> No, sir. No, sir. >> Uh, Father Priest. >> Uh, Father Priest, >> I I'm sorry, but you look so much like my actual father. That's uncanny. >> And he's also um a Christian in that case that wants to teach the Bible. >> I left your mother. >> Oh, yeah. My actual dad did, too. Bert, I think he is your dad. Well, that's a mixup. Sorry about that bird. Huh. Interesting. >> Well, this has been Love and Justice. Thank you guys for coming back to another episode where we solved love once again. All rise for honorable Judge Justice who's leaving. >> William, this is yours.